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[Scaraban]

542. You refuse to associate with anything that hasn't been implemented. Your house has no bathroom.
543. You've dug a massive tunnel system under the surface for a 1/2 mile radius around your house. The whole thing is held up by a single support connected to a lever, in case of "emergencies".
544. You own a tape measure that measures in z-levels.

That brings up a good point: how high is a z-level? I'd guess about 7 or 8 feet (2.1-2.4 meters).

a fully grown tree or a bronze colossus are both taller than that, but they are contained in one z-level

[ragnarok97071]

A z-level is as tall as the tallest object inside it.
Thus resulting in the ramps stretching when something tall is climbing them.

[quip]

555. You have discusions over how high 'Z levels' are.

[ragnarok97071]

556. you wonder how elevators work, as the only way for them to move down would be a cave-in, causing the ones in the elevator to die.

[vadia]

557 you don't understand why you can stand next to people without knocking them over.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

558: Somebody is standing in front of you in a doorway, so you lie down and try to crawl between their legs.

[SolarShado]

That brings up a good point: how high is a z-level? I'd guess about 7 or 8 feet (2.1-2.4 meters).

a fully grown tree or a bronze colossus are both taller than that, but they are contained in one z-level

Trees actually do appear on the z-level above when outside...

559. you can discuss trees at great length without mentioning anything related to actual plant biology

[Scaraban]

That brings up a good point: how high is a z-level? I'd guess about 7 or 8 feet (2.1-2.4 meters).

a fully grown tree or a bronze colossus are both taller than that, but they are contained in one z-level

Trees actually do appear on the z-level above when outside...

559. you can discuss trees at great length without mentioning anything related to actual plant biology

they appear yes, but they do not actually extend above the one z level

560.  You start to feel very guilty when it's been more than two weeks since your last free-will donation to the great Toad

[vadia]

That brings up a good point: how high is a z-level? I'd guess about 7 or 8 feet (2.1-2.4 meters).

a fully grown tree or a bronze colossus are both taller than that, but they are contained in one z-level

Trees actually do appear on the z-level above when outside...

559. you can discuss trees at great length without mentioning anything related to actual plant biology

so to a limited extent does ground

561 when asked about your height you stare blankly.

[martinuzz]

562. When your kitchen sink is clotted, and overflows, you grab a pickaxe, break out the floor and dig down, to find an aquifer that will drain the flood.

[Scaraban]

562. When your kitchen sink is clotted, and overflows, you grab a pickaxe, break out the floor and dig down, to find an aquifer that will drain the flood.

...wait, not everyone does this? it worked...

[Dohon]

459. you cram all your pets into one cage
500. you don't beleive in bathrooms

EDIT: 501. you have an elaborate system of water and magma to make 20 foot tall natural obsidian statues in the street.
Double EDIT: 502. you tried melting the statue of liberty for the copper.

Maybe I'm dense, but isn't the numbering off? Jumping from 459 to 500 doesn't seem right to me. Unless I really suck at math.

[Zrk2]

The numbers have died a long time ago.

Now go math harder!

[Urist is dead tome]

563. When something is keeping you awake you announce it 453 times.

[Mel_Vixen]

564: You Keep a bunch of empty tombstones around out of fear you could be haunted.