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Lagslayer

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #330 on: December 23, 2010, 02:52:39 am »
503. You look forward to getting coal in your stocking.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #331 on: December 23, 2010, 03:00:40 am »
504. you know the EPIC Dwarven Drinking Song of Many Names by heart.
505. you're house is supported completely by a pillar of soap.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #332 on: December 23, 2010, 03:09:04 am »
Quote from: Terrahex on December 23, 2010, 03:00:40 am
505. you're house is supported completely by a pillar of whale soap.

So...
Fix'd that.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #333 on: December 23, 2010, 03:24:36 am »
506. you try purifying salt water by using a drill as a screw pump.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #334 on: December 23, 2010, 04:36:36 am »
507. On your homework you write "Does 7 to the power of -17 really matter? We're all going to burn in magma anyways".
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #335 on: December 23, 2010, 10:48:51 am »
508 When you purchase something you leave a smile pile of coins somewhere random instead of going to a cash register
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509 you offer cashiers 1 penny for any purchase and ask for a billion dollars even for ABC gum.
510 you try to pay in dwarfbucks.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #336 on: December 23, 2010, 11:31:21 am »
511 You have figure out how dumping out and filling in a flask of water will give you infinite water, even though it's impossible to drown in it.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #337 on: December 23, 2010, 01:11:03 pm »
512: You've actually been involved in a heated argument online over whether or not "dwarfbucks" is a valid name for the currency.

513: ...same as above, but replace "online" with "in real life".

514: You keep a hammer handy to settle all disputes within your home.

515: You see tentacle hentai and wonder why the monster is not represented by the "&" sign.

516: Whenever someone mentions going to the circus, you immediately begin cracking jokes about dining in hell.

517: ...followed by the immediate walling up of all doors and windows when you realize the Clowns are already on the surface.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #338 on: December 23, 2010, 01:21:10 pm »
518. You feel a pang of sadness whenever you win at anything.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #339 on: December 23, 2010, 02:00:58 pm »
Quote from: inteuniso on December 23, 2010, 01:21:10 pm
518. You feel a pang of sadness whenever you win at anything.
519. You're surprised it's even possible to win at anything.
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Quote from: rephikul on November 10, 2010, 05:29:34 am
As dwarves slowly lose their stats over time it's natural for them to get fatter as they age because there's no activities to train healing rate.
so dwarves that die of old age in DF dont get shriveled and weak, but huge round masses of meat and fat that explode spectacularly upon their final birthday?

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #340 on: December 23, 2010, 05:23:20 pm »
520. you menace things with spikes of silk
521. you think silk is manacing
522. you toss dead bodies out in the open until you can get enough money to buy a coffin.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #341 on: December 23, 2010, 10:27:09 pm »
523 you laugh at funerals
524 you start your own swag store on behalf of Toady.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #342 on: December 23, 2010, 10:46:58 pm »
Quote from: vadia on December 23, 2010, 10:27:09 pm
523 you laugh at funerals
524 you start your own swag store on behalf of Toady.
...I don't get it.

The first one... Maybe because the dead person lost and it should be Fun? Or maybe because you're still ecstatic although you haven't mentioned anything legendary in your possession?
The second one... what?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #343 on: December 23, 2010, 10:52:33 pm »
525: you can name all 62 animals from the the Animals sponsoship drive.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #344 on: December 23, 2010, 11:47:01 pm »
Quote from: MC Dirty on December 23, 2010, 10:46:58 pm
Quote from: vadia on December 23, 2010, 10:27:09 pm
523 you laugh at funerals
524 you start your own swag store on behalf of Toady.
...I don't get it.

The first one... Maybe because the dead person lost and it should be Fun? Or maybe because you're still ecstatic although you haven't mentioned anything legendary in your possession?
The second one... what?
1st one pretty much (also the absurdity of dwarf death
2nd one there was a complaint about no officia; df swag in one of the threads
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