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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75564 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #600 on: February 28, 2011, 02:58:48 pm »

If my crossbow is loaded, shoot the dog, if it's not stab it with the bolt until it dies.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #601 on: February 28, 2011, 03:04:17 pm »

Swing around my Halberd in some badass, awesome manner, then use it to knock them back/ hit them.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #602 on: February 28, 2011, 03:08:38 pm »

Attack and help myself and the disgusting creatures.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #603 on: February 28, 2011, 03:18:56 pm »

Head down the tunnel. The best stuff is always at the bottom. Always.
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"Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress"
« Reply #604 on: February 28, 2011, 03:27:05 pm »

lol the new title
i.e. still watching this is cool
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #605 on: February 28, 2011, 03:32:44 pm »

Go to the bridge looking for a chain and bucket along the way.

I have a cunning plan...
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #606 on: February 28, 2011, 04:26:02 pm »

Continue down the path as fast as possible.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #607 on: February 28, 2011, 05:12:29 pm »

Sprint away with MSH.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #608 on: February 28, 2011, 06:01:13 pm »

SSSSSSMAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #609 on: February 28, 2011, 06:04:39 pm »

Shoot another one.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #610 on: March 03, 2011, 03:48:33 pm »

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[3] You execute a fairly impressive halberd flip, [6-1] [6-1] [4-1] failing to shake off the beak dog on your leg, [3+1] [6+1] [2+1-1] but killing several of the fresh ones!
[3] Hatchlings continue to arrive through the tunnels, though their numbers are decreasing.


KaguroDraven:
You see Gump fending off the hatchlings, and lend a help.
[2] [5] [4] Your axe easily cuts through them, [3+3+1] [3+3+1] and you wipe out the remaining herd.

The tunnel is clear of beak dog hatchlings. For now.

SeriousConcentrate:
You head into the tunnel, warily eyeing the trolls.
The tunnel decends steeply, with the angle increasing as you move further in. Eventually, the downward slope becomes a staircase, first straight then spiralling. Hitting bottom takes a few minutes, and you estimate that you are at about the level of the magma sea.
There is only one way to progress, going what you believe to be south. (The spiral staircase messed you up a bit.)


Tarran and MetalSlimeHunt:
With the hatchling assault slackened for the moment, you believe that now is the time for advancement. You hurry out the tunnel, arriving at a large room, the walls carved with sun and double-moon symbols. There does not seem to be any obvious exits, though there are many switches and levers about.

HighEndNoob:
[4] With Gump and Riki having killed the last of them, you let out a sigh of relief.
The other two humans have already made a retreat, so you follow them into a large circular room. It seems to be adorned with traditional Festerguts religious symbols, and is filled with many mechanical widgets.



JacenHanLovesLegos:
You fire your crossbow, [6+1+1] [4+1+1] nailing the dog in the eye, killing it!
The whole experience has left you feeling distinctly less guilty about that dog burger you ate when you were a fortress liason.

Dog 2 has died.

Zrk2:
You ponder a convoluted plan involving a bucket, chain, and bridge, but as there are none of these on hand you simply axe the remaining goblin. Goblin slaughter always makes you think more clearly.
[5+1] Your axe easily cleaves through the goblin's armor, [5+1+1] leaving him with a gaping chest wound!
[1] He passes out from the pain!

Armored goblin is experiencing extreme pain, bloodloss, and is unconscious.

Megaman:
With all that pesky "dodging" stuff out of the way, you think now is the time to practice your legendary GOLEM CURBSTOMP.
[1+2] *SQUISH*

Armored Guard has died. Rockman has regained the use of his arm.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Goblin Mechanics, Fido Burgers
« Reply #611 on: March 03, 2011, 04:03:09 pm »

Cautiously pull the left-most lever in the room.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Goblin Mechanics, Fido Burgers
« Reply #612 on: March 03, 2011, 04:55:54 pm »

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« Last Edit: March 03, 2011, 05:02:16 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Goblin Mechanics, Fido Burgers
« Reply #613 on: March 03, 2011, 04:58:30 pm »

Ignore Tarran's caution and quickly pull the two levers closest to me.
Are you trying to get us killed?!  :o
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Goblin Mechanics, Fido Burgers
« Reply #614 on: March 03, 2011, 04:59:11 pm »

Ignore Tarran's caution and quickly pull the two levers closest to me.
Are you trying to get us killed?!  :o
Oh, come on, we'll be fine. Probably.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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No Gods, No Masters.
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