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Troll on Fire is the best meme ever.

Troll on Fire is terrible, FORE is much better.

I'm still waiting for my dragons!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

All three of them must die. Horribly. And slowly. And painfully. And in front of the entire world. And in front of the gods. And while everyone is laughing at them.

This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me. 

[Tarran]

This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me. 

I'll be sure to make yours the most painful.

[kilakan]

let me I've got -1 to damage, so it'll take me even longer to kill him.

[FuzzyZergling]

You know, there's still a troll. It didn't magically become not able of killing you.

[Tarran]

You know, there's still a troll. It didn't magically become not able of killing you.

Yeah, but it seems to be having my kind of bad luck, so I'm not so worried.

[IronyOwl]

This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me. 

I'll be sure to make yours the most painful.

Careful, he's chained up. You know what happens when your enemies don't dodge around for you.

[Zyzarda]

Can I join the waiting list?

If so:

Race:Kobold
Gender:Male
Weapon:Whip

[Krath]

I sure am slow to the punch.

With a mighty dwarven battle roar, I PAWNCH the Troll in the kneecap with all my might.

Wait...wait...wait...Awesome as would be, a punch won't hurt a Troll.

Retrieve my axe and THEN attack the Troll's kneecaps!

[FuzzyZergling]

kilakan:
[4] You stab into the troll's [2+1-1] chest, aiming for the heart, but the attack only penetrates a few inches.
[5] The troll [3-2] tries stepping on you, but you flip out of the way!
KaguroDraven:
You find Tarran's inability to hit anything hilarious, and let loose a merry kobold-chuckle.
[3] Unfortunately, this draws the troll's ire, and it [3] [6+2+1-2-1-1] kicks you right in the everything (Trolls have big feet)!
[2] Your ribs have been shattered, and your armor is now useless!
Rikishak has no armor, and is bleeding heavily (-2 to attack).
Tarran:
Riki's mockery drives you over the edge, and you attack the first thing in sight, [2] which is the area around one of the human prisoners.
Again and again, your forceful blows crush the hated air, until you calm down. Actually, you don't really calm down, because you realize you never hit anything!
Tarran is enraged at all foes, and will attack with a +3 to attack.
SeriousConcentrate:
Still pumped up from your defeat of the goblin, you [6+1] strike the troll in the dead center of its [6+1-1] upper chest, crushing one of its lungs to jelly!
[5] The troll, recovering from it's stomach defilement, [6+1] [1+2+1-2-1] slaps your across your upper body!
This doesn't do much damage, but you're pretty off-balance.
Troll is no longer sick, Gottric is stunned.
Krath:
Sprinting to the center of the room, you tug on your axe. [3+1] As it comes free, you spin to face the troll.
Seeing it manhandle (Trollhandle?) your comrade, you leap into battle, trying to bring you axe down on its meaty legs!
[5+1-1] [3+1] Your axe cuts down to the bone, and as you yank it out, a tiny bloodfall starts gushing.
Troll has critical bloodloss, -1 to hit,-1 to attack, and it will bleed out in three turns.

[6-1] The troll lifts its mangled leg, [6+2-2-1] and thrusts down, crushing Urist's lower body and pinning him!
Urist has heavy blood loss, -2 to attack.

Spoiler: Notes (click to show/hide)

Kaguro/Riki has -2 attack (blood loss), and has lost his armor.
Tarran has +3 attack; is enraged.
Serious/Gottric has -1 to attack, -1 to hit (lost eye).
Krath/Urist has -1 to hit, and -2 to attack (blood loss).
kilikan/Kilikan is unharmed, no modifiers.

The troll has -1 hit, -1 attack (blood loss), and will bleed out in three turns.

If I've missed anything, feel free to point it out.

[kilakan]

Laugh at pathetic troll, then stab my spear back into the same cut I just made, driving the spear even deeper, repeatedly stabbing my way to it's heart.

[Krath]

Hack that troll's foot off with my axe! No foot can contain the might of Urist.

[quip]

MUHAHAHAHAH! I shall drive you all to RAEG quit and let me get in faster! MUHAHAHAAHHA!


Or just, you know, drive you to kill one another safe in the knowledge(?) that every adventuer fallen is another step closer to getting to annoy the survivors in character. Gosh, I'm so evil! 

[Zyzarda]

Laugh at pathetic troll, then stab my spear back into the same cut I just made, driving the spear even deeper, repeatedly stabbing my way to it's heart.

You should slice it open, Then get inside the wound and start EATING IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Just as planned.

[Krath]

Just as planned.

If I survive bleeding out, I will break every limb in your body right down to the fingers.