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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 74480 times)

KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #150 on: December 11, 2010, 01:32:33 pm »

Just....start....laughing at the one who fails to hit anything, even stationary walls.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #151 on: December 11, 2010, 02:30:26 pm »

Just....start....laughing at the one who fails to hit anything, even stationary walls.
Shut up. Before I put you on my people-that-I-will-hurt-once-I-get-the-chance-and-if-I-die-before-I-get-the-chance-I'll-haunt-you-forever list.

Anyway, as I said before;
Happiness and sunshine for you too, bestist buddy.
I'll be sure to break one of your hands if I survive, best friend.
I'm going to keep true to that promise.

Walk over to MSH and smash his left hand.

If this doesn't succeed... I think I might cry.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #152 on: December 11, 2010, 02:42:32 pm »

But halberds are two-handed weapons! D:
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #153 on: December 11, 2010, 02:43:52 pm »

In a berserk raeg, go over to the troll and also make it chunky salsa.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #154 on: December 11, 2010, 02:47:20 pm »

But halberds are two-handed weapons! D:
Sucks to be you then. :D
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #155 on: December 11, 2010, 02:49:53 pm »

Walk over to MSH and smash his left hand.

If this doesn't succeed... I think I might cry.
I'm pretty loose with the characterization here, but is there an actual in-character reason for this?
I won't stop you from doing it, but knowing why would make writing it easier.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #156 on: December 11, 2010, 02:50:50 pm »

Walk over to MSH and smash his left hand.

If this doesn't succeed... I think I might cry.
I'm pretty loose with the characterization here, but is there an actual in-character reason for this?
I won't stop you from doing it, but knowing why would make writing it easier.
For the record, I'm fine with it, as long as I can counterroll to kick Tarran in the face.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #157 on: December 11, 2010, 02:53:15 pm »

I'm pretty loose with the characterization here, but is there an actual in-character reason for this?
I won't stop you from doing it, but knowing why would make writing it easier.
Let's just say my guy is in a berserk rage from all his failing and the first person he sees is MSH, thus MSH is the target of all his rage.

That, or, MSH is my childhood enemy who my guy hates enough to hurt.

Your choice.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #158 on: December 11, 2010, 03:00:22 pm »

well he has been insulting us and laughing at you, I consider that excuse enough for bodily mutilation.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #159 on: December 11, 2010, 03:10:34 pm »

well he has been insulting us and laughing at you, I consider that excuse enough for bodily mutilation.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #160 on: December 11, 2010, 03:12:32 pm »

well he has been insulting us and laughing at you, I consider that excuse enough for bodily mutilation.
I am shocked at your baseless accusations!
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Loud Footsteps and Broken Wall
« Reply #161 on: December 11, 2010, 03:44:54 pm »

Yeah Kaguro, you really need to be more active. The more you don't post, the slower the rest of you die horribly and pain and death and I get in hehehehehehehehehehehhe  :D :D :D :D :D :D
cough cough.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #162 on: December 11, 2010, 03:45:51 pm »

That was manic laughter, not mocking laughter.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: All Fun and Games, then Someone Loses an Eye
« Reply #163 on: December 11, 2010, 03:50:17 pm »

Hurry up and die! I want in on this!
Kills Urist Waits patiently for turn.

You funny man.

I kill you last.
Hum we do seem to be killing the wrong person... better get both to be safe.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: All Fun and Games, then Someone Loses an Eye
« Reply #164 on: December 11, 2010, 03:56:08 pm »

Hum we do seem to be killing the wrong person... better get both to be safe.
Agreed.

Also, don't forget this one:
I'm so happy! I'll make sure to vote for the most dangerous possible route next time a situation like before comes up just so you can have fun with more trolls!

All three of them must die. Horribly. And slowly. And painfully. And in front of the entire world. And in front of the gods. And while everyone is laughing at them.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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