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Queen and country!

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EMPRESS DEATH METAL

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Total Members Voted: 76

[maxicaxi]

Put the apple on the queen's head and shoot it with the crossbow, William Tell-style.

Continue until you run out of apple or queen.

[RedWarrior0]

We had two apples. Both were eaten.

[maxicaxi]

We had two apples. Both were eaten.

doh

[V-Norrec]

Drink until you're F.U.B.A.R., get over existential crisis through the mind-altering power of alcohol.

[monk12]

Continue setting the stage for the ultimate showdown between Empress Death Metal and the Castle Rangers by turning the Skeleton, Crossbowmen, and various random objects into the robotic Dark Castle Rangers!

[Twi]

Continue setting the stage for the ultimate showdown between Empress Death Metal and the Castle Rangers by turning the Skeleton, Crossbowmen, and various random objects into the robotic Dark Castle Rangers!

No! He's OUR Crossbowman!
The Crossbowman is the guard of the Castle Rangers castle, remember?

[Weirdsound]

Continue setting the stage for the ultimate showdown between Empress Death Metal and the Castle Rangers by turning the Skeleton, Crossbowmen, and various random objects into the robotic Dark Castle Rangers!

No! He's OUR Crossbowman!
The Crossbowman is the guard of the Castle Rangers castle, remember?

Skeleton is already part of Empress Death Metal anyways.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Load Gem Anvil into the Catapult.

Combine all available Metal Axes into a single Bloodthirsty Axebeast.

[Lovechild]

That's not a fort! That's just a random gate!
Come on, if you have enough Legos to do this, surely you have enough Legos to build a fortress for three?

But seriously:
Train the Crossbowman to fire METAL ARROWS.

Train crossbowman.

Have another existential crisis about how people were able to survive in calendar boxes for so many days.

Then get better because you're a HERO.

Can't complain with this.

Drink until you're F.U.B.A.R., get over existential crisis through the mind-altering power of alcohol.

"Let me show you what you can do with that crossbow, pal."

"Pff, what could a blacksmith teach a crossbowman about - "



" - WOAH!"

"See?"



"By the way, what was it like to be locked behind that door for weeks on end?"

"I couldn't see. I couldn't hear. I couldn't speak."



Thank you for that mental image...



You should get some beer, that will make you feel better.



But you built the barrel into the castle! Gah!

Continue setting the stage for the ultimate showdown between Empress Death Metal and the Castle Rangers by turning the Skeleton, Crossbowmen, and various random objects into the robotic Dark Castle Rangers!

No! He's OUR Crossbowman!
The Crossbowman is the guard of the Castle Rangers castle, remember?

Skeleton is already part of Empress Death Metal anyways.

Load Gem Anvil into the Catapult.

Combine all available Metal Axes into a single Bloodthirsty Axebeast.

You gather the axes lying around.



This work will be known as Axebeast.



You load the catapult with your anvil. That's going to hurt.



Meanwhile today's gift arrives: a Bush with an Owl.

>_

[Haspen]

My plan backfired with another existential crisis?

Oh gods

First of all, launch the anvil over the edge. We will get the gift RITE NAO.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Convince the owl to perch on the anvil. It will guide the anvil in flight and let go at the last possible moment, hovering over the target ripping out eyeballs and circuit boards.

Use spare helmet lying on the ground to reforge it into a replica Sword-From-The-Stone. Have the soldiers distract the Queen and the Prince with their antics while you swap the Queen's sword for the replica.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ask the all knowning owl what to do.

OPTIONAL: Worship it if it gives good device. Else, I hear that owl spleen soup can be quite tasty.

[Aklyon]

Ask the all knowning owl what to do.

But make sure to only ask for the short version.

[Sheb]

Get inspired by the owl's wing, and make a flying EMPRESS Death Metal.

[Tylui]

Decorate the bush with the gems! CHRISTMAS TREEEEEE