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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

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Author Topic: You are minifig... Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 51305 times)

Furtuka

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #225 on: December 19, 2010, 09:58:46 pm »

Prince dark knight and lion knight TEAM UP to form a super awesome team dedicated to fighting evil and rescuing the king
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IronyOwl

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #226 on: December 19, 2010, 10:12:52 pm »

Prince dark knight and lion knight TEAM UP to form a super awesome team dedicated to fighting evil and rescuing the king
OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF POWER RANGERS OR VOLTRON UNTIL NOW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

RedWarrior0

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #227 on: December 19, 2010, 11:08:29 pm »

If the only requirement is to separate the the sword and the stone...

Stop. Chisel time.
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Lovechild

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #228 on: December 20, 2010, 05:54:02 am »

> Empress death metal: Terminate Knight
(Kill) the (Knight of the Lion) with the (Empress Death metal).



For some reason you just don't like that knight.

"Hey, honey? Can you kill this guy for me?"

"OF COURSE BOYFRIEND."



"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

"Aaah!"

Knight:  Save Blacksmith from drinking himself to death.



You continue with your SCIENTIFIC experiment.



Suddenly the knight knocks the barrel from your hands! Your drunken confusion lifts somewhat and you realize that you would have killed yourself, had it not been for the knight's intervention.



"Honey, stop! This guy is okay!"

"WHATEVER YOU SAY BOYFRIEND."

Empress death metal: Calculate approximate position of King on the gift board, share knowledge with Blacksmith.

Blacksmith: Have existentional crisis from vast amount of acquired knowledge.



"IF THE KING IS PRESENT IN THE CALENDAR I BELIEVE HE IS BEHIND DOOR 24 THUS CREATING MAXIMAL DRAMATIC TENSION."

"Gaah! Do I have to endure this madness for four more days?"

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.
It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!



Your girlfriend opens a door for you.



The gift behind it is a Catapult.



"Honey, could you kill that maiden over there?"

"AT ONCE BOYFRIEND."



"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

introduce the knights to eachother
Prince dark knight and lion knight TEAM UP to form a super awesome team dedicated to fighting evil and rescuing the king



"Knight of the Dragon, meet Knight of the Lion!"

"Greetings."

"My pleasure."



"Hey, maybe you three guys should team up and fight evil?"

"Sounds awesome! But who would we fight?"



"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

"Help!"



GO GO CASTLE RANGERS!





"YOU DEFEATED ME THIS TIME CASTLE RANGERS. BUT I WILL BE BACK..."



"...FOR CHRISTMAS."

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.
I approve.



"Why don't you try to pull out that sword? Maybe you are a lost heir!"

"Okay."



"Apparently not."

If the only requirement is to separate the the sword and the stone...

Stop. Chisel time.



This stone seems to be chisel-proof. You guess it would be too easy otherwise.

>_
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USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #229 on: December 20, 2010, 08:40:37 am »

Prepare anti-girlfriend defences using the catapult and the stone with the sword in it. Preferably without the sword (So we can fire it afterwards.)
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 11:20:32 am by USEC_OFFICER »
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #230 on: December 20, 2010, 09:14:08 am »

Order everyone to try and pull the sword out of the stone. Someone has to be royal.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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Haspen

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #231 on: December 20, 2010, 09:49:18 am »

Goddamn you Lovechild, whole post is sig-worthy.

Especially chasing parts and existential crisis number ?

:D
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Armok

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #232 on: December 20, 2010, 11:13:18 am »

this is hilarious! :D
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RedWarrior0

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #233 on: December 20, 2010, 11:20:18 am »

Hm... Catapult it against the calander until the stone is no longer around the sword.
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Twi

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #234 on: December 20, 2010, 11:25:13 am »

Build a grand Christmas-themed fortress for your CASTLE RANGERS!
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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #235 on: December 20, 2010, 11:52:12 am »

Not to break the mood, but I'm wondering... How did you manage to keep Empress Death-Metal standing?
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Haspen

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #236 on: December 20, 2010, 12:00:07 pm »

Not to break the mood, but I'm wondering... How did you manage to keep Empress Death-Metal standing?

Physics?

Just bend the joints so such large figurine won't topple. Victory!
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Sheb

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #237 on: December 20, 2010, 12:07:20 pm »

But for the pics when it's flying?
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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #238 on: December 20, 2010, 12:32:06 pm »

But for the pics when it's flying?
Exactly...

This one also looked difficult.
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4143/cal2015.jpg
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Armok

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Re: You are minifig... and 5 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #239 on: December 20, 2010, 12:37:03 pm »

yea, the posing is pretty impressive.
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