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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76


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Haspen

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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #285 on: December 23, 2010, 05:49:58 am »

No!

We shall stand loyal to the Queen!

For the Queen!

For the King!

FOR CHRISTMAS!
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #286 on: December 23, 2010, 08:59:50 am »

Incorperate the queen into EMPRESS DEATH METAL, creating some sort of super godly robot cyborg death metal thing of death and metal.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #287 on: December 23, 2010, 09:14:32 am »

Incorperate the queen into EMPRESS DEATH METAL, creating some sort of super godly robot cyborg death metal thing of death and metal.
MUHAHAHAH!
Also. Become a MAD SCIENTIST! Because we've really gone beyond mere blacksmithing.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #288 on: December 23, 2010, 09:44:17 am »

We will serve Empress Death Metal with our lives.  Present her with the mighty axe we forged, then take control of the catapult and launch the anvil combined with the Cyborg Owl for guidance at the Castle Rangers.

If we choose to serve the queen, have existential crisis about violence.

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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #289 on: December 23, 2010, 10:06:54 am »

Incorperate the queen into EMPRESS DEATH METAL, creating some sort of super godly robot cyborg death metal thing of death and metal.
Also, catapult self to the last door, retrieve the King, and incorporate him into the... thing.
Then, incorporate YOURSELF into it, together with your axe, helmet, everything. Create the Demigod of Rock.

Ascend to true godhood.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 10:14:21 am by Dwarf Midget »
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #290 on: December 23, 2010, 10:51:48 am »

If we choose to serve the queen, have existential crisis about violence.

Well that goes without saying.
Where would we be if we didn't keeping having existential crisises..es(?) all the time?
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #291 on: December 23, 2010, 10:54:37 am »

I got a better idea! Why choose? Why don't work on a Doomsday device and end your existential crises in a glorious explosion?
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #292 on: December 23, 2010, 11:24:12 am »

I got a better idea! Why choose? Why don't work on a Doomsday device and end your existential crises in a glorious explosion?
We can do that after we've ascended to godhood.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #293 on: December 23, 2010, 12:02:15 pm »

Personally, I think EMPRESS DEATH METAL and the Castle Rangers complement each other nicely. Sure, they're mortal enemies, but wouldn't He-Man and Skeletor have been sort of at a loss without each other?

That said, we're a mech-armed mad scientist who's forged Empress Death Metal, the scariest looking owl you will ever see, and is currently in possession of the stolen True Sword.

Then again, we did form the Castle Rangers, and lead the... actually, we both convinced the prince to kiss the frog-maiden, and to spar with the dragon knight, and forged at least two robotic partners. We're pretty matchmaker-heavy in here.

In conclusion, I don't know. I really don't know. We should probably have an existential crisis and forge something over it either way though.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #294 on: December 23, 2010, 12:06:31 pm »

Oh god I just realized the prince is in a love triangle whyyyyyyyyy.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #295 on: December 23, 2010, 12:08:32 pm »

Oh god I just realized the prince is in a love triangle whyyyyyyyyy.
LOVE CRISIS?
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #296 on: December 23, 2010, 12:49:06 pm »

Incorperate the queen into EMPRESS DEATH METAL, creating some sort of super godly robot cyborg death metal thing of death and metal.
Also, catapult self to the last door, retrieve the King, and incorporate him into the... thing.
Then, incorporate YOURSELF into it, together with your axe, helmet, everything. Create the Demigod of Rock.

Ascend to true godhood.
Thissssss
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #297 on: December 23, 2010, 01:24:11 pm »

FINISH THE REAL PLAN

When the King appears (because you know damn well it's either him or Santa in the Day 25 alcove) we need to convince the Queen that the (Replica) Royal Sword needs to be put back in the stone for safekeeping. Then, during the fight, Blacksmith conspicuously pulls it out when everyone is looking at him. This should cement his claim as a Prince at least. If things get dicey we still have the real Royal Sword for self-defense.
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #298 on: December 23, 2010, 01:28:18 pm »

CASTLE RANGERS build castle zord
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Re: You are minifig... and 2 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #299 on: December 23, 2010, 01:34:45 pm »

CASTLE RANGERS build castle zord
This.
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