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Queen and country!

39 (51.3%)

EMPRESS DEATH METAL

37 (48.7%)

Total Members Voted: 76

[Rose]

I'm assuming rod sticking out the back.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Skillz

[Weirdsound]

On Christmas Day two monarchs shall clash to determine the fate of a kingdom...

Smith Metal Gladiatorial League Presents:

You Are Minifig: Metal Versus Merrymaker!

Order it now on pay per view or visit your local bay 12 forum for a great community viewing party!

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You must insure that both the King and Empress Death Metal are fully equipped for the final battle. The King shall have the sword in the stone, so you must take the two knifes and the catapult and forge a weapon large and epic enough for your girlfriend/creation to use.

The income from this pay per view event shall save the kingdom no matter who ends up ruling it!

[V-Norrec]

Put your shirt back on, it's time to do some serious smithy work!

Forge a new sword, enchanted with the very essence of METAL and prepare to give it to Empress Death-Metal

[Furtuka]

Castle rangers summon castlezord

[Lovechild]

But for the pics when it's flying?

Exactly...

This one also looked difficult.
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4143/cal2015.jpg

For the flying, I used two of the flame pieces (below) for each foot. If you stick the flamey ends into each other they have a surprisingly strong grip.



When the Empress balances on one leg (as in the linked image), it's bent in under her to be below the center of gravity.

[Ricky]

 >magically procure building blocks and build a replica of the flat houses as 3-dimensional houses on top of them

[monk12]

Put your shirt back on, it's time to do some serious smithy work!

Forge a new AXE, enchanted with the very essence of METAL and prepare to give it to Empress Death-Metal

Fixed. Hopefully a nice BRUTAL AXE

[IronyOwl]

This is so goddamned hilarious. The part where the knights pause and the maiden comes running was just perfect.

[Lovechild]

Order everyone to try and pull the sword out of the stone. Someone has to be royal.

Prepare anti-girlfriend defences using the catapult and the stone with the sword in it. Preferably without the sword (So we can fire it afterwards.)

Build a grand Christmas-themed fortress for your CASTLE RANGERS!

The Queen pulls out the sword.

"We'll need every weapon we can get to fight that monstrosity", she says.



You gather the junk lying around and start to rebuild it...



...into a castle.



It features a cauldron of boiling oil, a catapult, a barrel of weapons, and a garden.

Hm... Catapult it against the calander until the stone is no longer around the sword.

You take aim with the catapult.



Hit!



The gift inside, a Crossbowman, comes out.

On Christmas Day two monarchs shall clash to determine the fate of a kingdom...

Smith Metal Gladiatorial League Presents:

You Are Minifig: Metal Versus Merrymaker!

Order it now on pay per view or visit your local bay 12 forum for a great community viewing party!

---

You must insure that both the King and Empress Death Metal are fully equipped for the final battle. The King shall have the sword in the stone, so you must take the two knifes and the catapult and forge a weapon large and epic enough for your girlfriend/creation to use.

The income from this pay per view event shall save the kingdom no matter who ends up ruling it!

Put your shirt back on, it's time to do some serious smithy work!

Forge a new AXE, enchanted with the very essence of METAL and prepare to give it to Empress Death-Metal

Fixed. Hopefully a nice BRUTAL AXE

You reforge a leftover sword...



...and create a Brutally Metal Axe.

>magically procure building blocks and build a replica of the flat houses as 3-dimensional houses on top of them

What are you talking about? These houses are three-dimensional already, right? I mean, they look like -



- Oh.



"AAARGH! WHY IS THERE NOTHING GOOD OR TRUE IN THIS SICK SAD WORLD?!?"

>_

[Twi]

That's not a fort! That's just a random gate!
Come on, if you have enough Legos to do this, surely you have enough Legos to build a fortress for three?

But seriously:
Train the Crossbowman to fire METAL ARROWS.

[Haspen]

Train crossbowman.

Have another existential crisis about how people were able to survive in calendar boxes for so many days.

Then get better because you're a HERO.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Train crossbowman.

Have another existential crisis about how people were able to survive in calendar boxes for so many days.

Then get better because you're a HERO.

Can't complain with this.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Train crossbowman.

Have another existential crisis about how people were able to survive in calendar boxes for so many days.

Then get better because you're a HERO.

[Sheb]

Put the apple on the queen's head and shoot it with the crossbow, William Tell-style.

Continue until you run out of apple or queen.