> Empress death metal: Terminate Knight
(Kill) the (Knight of the Lion) with the (Empress Death metal).
For some reason you just don't like that knight.
"Hey, honey? Can you kill this guy for me?"
"OF COURSE BOYFRIEND."
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
"Aaah!"
Knight: Save Blacksmith from drinking himself to death.
You continue with your SCIENTIFIC experiment.
Suddenly the knight knocks the barrel from your hands! Your drunken confusion lifts somewhat and you realize that you would have killed yourself, had it not been for the knight's intervention.
"Honey, stop! This guy is okay!"
"WHATEVER YOU SAY BOYFRIEND."
Empress death metal: Calculate approximate position of King on the gift board, share knowledge with Blacksmith.
Blacksmith: Have existentional crisis from vast amount of acquired knowledge.
"IF THE KING IS PRESENT IN THE CALENDAR I BELIEVE HE IS BEHIND DOOR 24 THUS CREATING MAXIMAL DRAMATIC TENSION."
"Gaah! Do I have to endure this madness for four more days?"
Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.
Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.
It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!
Your girlfriend opens a door for you.
The gift behind it is a
Catapult.
"Honey, could you kill that maiden over there?"
"AT ONCE BOYFRIEND."
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
introduce the knights to eachother
Prince dark knight and lion knight TEAM UP to form a super awesome team dedicated to fighting evil and rescuing the king
"Knight of the Dragon, meet Knight of the Lion!"
"Greetings."
"My pleasure."
"Hey, maybe you three guys should team up and fight evil?"
"Sounds awesome! But who would we fight?"
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
"Help!"
GO GO CASTLE RANGERS!
"YOU DEFEATED ME THIS TIME CASTLE RANGERS. BUT I WILL BE BACK..."
"...FOR CHRISTMAS."
Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.
I approve.
"Why don't you try to pull out that sword? Maybe you are a lost heir!"
"Okay."
"Apparently not."
If the only requirement is to separate the the sword and the stone...
Stop. Chisel time.
This stone seems to be chisel-proof. You guess it would be too easy otherwise.
>_
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