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[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Yep" *goes back to sleep*

[dwarfguy2]

"That was obviously directed at either us or you. I guess we should go check?"

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz is dazed from Phantom's blow*
*Umtiz regain's conscious*
*Umtiz pulls out a Javelin gun*
*Umtiz fires the javelin gun at Phantom piercing his upper body and pinning him to a tree*
*Umtiz stasis Phantom's body*
*button pressed*
*the javelin explodes in slow motion blowing Phantom into pieces but in 1 square minimizing the mess*

[b1gb0y2013]

"So am I even allowed to have a giant !!ice!! fortress with a lava moat lol? But im SANTA! FROM HFS!!!"

[Phantom]

*The Band Members return, and start a human town on top of the fortress. Eddie, Iron Maidens mascot, becomes mayor.
Beware! A Justin Bieber has appeared!
The Bands mobilize.*

*Umtiz is dazed from Phantom's blow*
*Umtiz regain's conscious*
*Umtiz pulls out a Javelin gun*
*Umtiz fires the javelin gun at Phantom piercing his upper body and pinning him to a tree*
*Umtiz stasis Phantom's body*
*button pressed*
*the javelin explodes in slow motion blowing Phantom into pieces but in 1 square*

Sir, since I am an outside player who has obtained the save file, you cannot do that and that is retconned.
*Bloodsheder is killed by unknown causes.*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"No. You can have an igloo near the north of the fort if you want"

[dwarfguy2]

"JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?!!?!?!? MEN! READY FOR BATTLE!"

[b1gb0y2013]

"Wait a cup of lava at least? PLZZZZ"

[Tellemurius]

*grabs a kitty*
"DESTROY KITTEH!"
*throws the kitteh at Justin Beiber*
*Justin Beiber explodes on contact with the kitteh licking his skull*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

No players but me. *Banishes bands and Bieber* "any more conflict between you too and it's kaput"

[dwarfguy2]

"Oh. Never mind."

"Also, we checked, and we don't have rooms."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"You can have an igloo and a small magma moat"

[Phantom]

*Band appear again.
In a completely different fort.
In a completely different session.*

[Tellemurius]

*The Band Members return, and start a human town on top of the fortress. Eddie, Iron Maidens mascot, becomes mayor.
Beware! A Justin Bieber has appeared!
The Bands mobilize.*

*Umtiz is dazed from Phantom's blow*
*Umtiz regain's conscious*
*Umtiz pulls out a Javelin gun*
*Umtiz fires the javelin gun at Phantom piercing his upper body and pinning him to a tree*
*Umtiz stasis Phantom's body*
*button pressed*
*the javelin explodes in slow motion blowing Phantom into pieces but in 1 square*

Sir, since I am an outside player who has obtained the save file, you cannot do that and that is retconned.
*Bloodsheder is killed by unknown causes.*

Im a different game so the save files are different
*throws Phantom into the ICE Fort freezing him then shattered by telekinesis*

[dwarfguy2]

"A normal room is fine, thanks."