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[Phantom]

*The music bands team up! They are now sieging the fort, however only attempting to kill iceball.*

[dwarfguy2]

No, please let this thread just get back on topic. PLEASE.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Stop trying to kill Iceball dammit" *banishes music*

[dwarfguy2]

"We can use spears if you want, ma'am. They might help defend against the music."

[b1gb0y2013]

*Restarts music* "I have no clue what the hell is going on!!! *Banishes music again*

[Phantom]

*The bands become regular forumites. Rejoice! The fort is now protected from the evils of that Justin Bieber guy and the fake Michael Jackson!*

[dwarfguy2]

"Good. Now, if we're done with the nonsense, we'd like to apply for the military."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Hears mention of Justin Bieber* *Tenshi has become enraged*

[Tellemurius]

"Necromorphs! i knew this day would come!"
*Umtiz Stasis the whole rock group*
*Umtiz energizes his Magma Saw and Cutter!*
*Umtiz enters a martial trance!*
*Umtiz begins methodically lopping off the limbs and curbstomping every music band*

[dwarfguy2]

"By the way, do we have bedrooms yet?"

[Phantom]

Whoah, not cool dude.
*Bloodsheder is smited!
The Band Members are back to normal. They migrate out of the fortress.*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"You have to ask 1freeman about joining the military." *regens bands limbs* "they're on our side now" *sends bands out to hunt for Bieber*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I cancel your ninja with the power of kittehness

[iceball3]

"Ah, OHH GOD NOT JUSTIN BIEBER"
*You gouge out your ears, breaking the eardrums.*
*I piece together a sparkly blue window for Tenshi*
"There. Is it pretty?"

[dwarfguy2]

"DO we have bedrooms?"