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[dwarfguy2]

Right. Three... two... one...

Remix! GO!http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gameboy/Gdedede.mid

[b1gb0y2013]

Ill imigrate! My place is the north pole. Its a fortress made of !!ice!! surrounded by a moat of lava. I will claim the bauxite throne! By the way expect presents... OF DEATH.

[Keita]

*Buckethead quickly recovers but JB is hurt bad!*

*MM summons Arch Enemy, who play My Apocalypse*

[Phantom]

*Kansas appears, playing Carry On My Wayward son. Jack Black passes on.*

[Keita]

((I'mma go bed, see ya!))

[dwarfguy2]

Er... *headscratch* we thought this was supposed to be a fortress, not a stadium.

[iceball3]

"Wait a minute. This is Dwarf Fortress! The only music here is by toady!"
*The spinning logic strikes the thread, muting the music!*
*Get's to work on a glass skylight for Tenshi.*

[dwarfguy2]

Good. Now what can we do to help?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"You can start by using the derned speechmarks"

[iceball3]

"I need sand, and um..."
*Prods tenshi awake with my pickax composed of chicken leather*
"Tenshi, do you have any preferences in gemstones of any sort?"

[dwarfguy2]

No. Those are stupid, fourth-wall breaking and lame. We absolutely refuse!

Edit: Sand, eh? White, red or plain?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"(tiredly)mfnna? sapphires..."

[Phantom]

"Wait a minute. This is Dwarf Fortress! The only music here is by toady!"
*The spinning logic strikes the thread, muting the music!*
*Get's to work on a glass skylight for Tenshi.*

YOU DARE STOP THE MUSIC! Announces Armok, now god of METAL.
*Iceball is smited and music starts again*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Seriously, it's like, the one rule. The thread is confusing at the best of times.

[dwarfguy2]

"Saphires! Right away ma'am!"