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[Tellemurius]

"As a note if for  we are sieged by humans due to you morons,i blame all of you and will not participate in any battle. the humans pay me very well during my adventure days and will not spoil my name to them."

[Keita]

"I need every single animal in the fort and enough food to train them! I shall make an army of animals to fight with us!"

*now has a war bear as well as 2 war hawks*

[Tellemurius]

"fine"
"hey trader, gimme that damn spider!"

[ragnarok97071]

*Ragnarok grabs Iron bars and creates a giant Dwarf Mecha.*
"I think We're out of iron."

[Phantom]

Due to previous events that made Phantom the Liason injured, he is to be replaced by Phantom the Werewolf.

"I was just sitting in my wagon, all peachy with these human guys and you drop a few stones on us. I was elected Mayor of a goddamn Fortress once! I'm not gonna take this, and I'm taking all the trade goods."

*Using the other werewolves and surviving Caravan guards, he deconstructs the trade depot, and drives the wagons off while letting the siege from the Human city of Seattle in.*

[1freeman]

"I'll handle this".

* walks out to meet the invading humans, 1freeman promptly stares down the opposing force.*

The siege has been broken!!!

[Phantom]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OPPOSING FORCE!?


*1freeman has been transported into the future!
He is now at the Human settlement of Black Mesa.*

[Keita]

"CHARGE MY MINIONS"

*20 wardogs, 1 war giant skeletal eagle, 3 warghosts, 3 warbears, 2 warhawks, 4 war cave spiders, 1 war giant cave spider and 1 war legendary beast titat charge the humans that 1freeman already broke*

"It's amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it ^.^"

DID SOMEBODY SAY OPPOSING FORCE!?


*1freeman has been transported into the future!
He is now at the Human settlement of Black Mesa.*

nice reference.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

No cross game references.
*Warps 1freeman back*

[Phantom]

DID SOMEBODY SAY NO CROSS GAME REFERENCES!?
*Runs off to download Deon's Fallout Conversion mod.*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You can't be downloading stuff into mah fort.

[1freeman]

whoa, what happened. one minuet i was staring down the humans, then i was in some strange tunnel system, not the comforting stone walls our kind, but cold steel, with light that irritated my eyes and strange creatures that tried to kill me but i had my crossbow with me so i killed many of them, then i'm back here with a raging headache."

*goes to the booze stockpile to drown out the memory.*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"for a second there some bloke in wierd orange suit, with some kind of glowing crossbow appeared. odd"

[Phantom]

Phantom has succeeded in procuring a Fallout mod!
Phantom has succeeded placing a malware into Merchant of Menaces PC!
It is plagued by a fake Security Program!

Now let's get back to serious.
*Meanwhile, at the Human Settlement of Seattle, Codinglord Tarn Adams has been in a Fey Mood. He has created a new masterwork Update!*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Nah, we're running .18 already.