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[Phantom]

*A Human Caravan has arrived!*
*The Human Trader guy, whatever he's called has arrived!*
'Sweet, a fort, left the wagons, crappy looking depot, and a catgirl looking at me from the sky, wait that's just the player.'

"Hey guys what's going on."
*He notices what's going on.*
"Ah, crap. Who needs adventure mode when you need it?"

[Tellemurius]

"hello my good human! i am the bookkeeper and i guess i can handle the trade here, im interested in stocking up our booze supplies and tasty meats, what do you have?"

[Phantom]

"A Giant Cave Spider, untrained and worth 1 Limestone Kitten Statue. Plenty of Iron Bars and some, erm, leather no one is able to touch without dieing."

[Tellemurius]

"What the hell am i supposed to due with a blood crazed spider and death leather!?!?!?"

[Phantom]

"Put the leather where the philosopher goes, and ride the spider. Simple. Hey look, here's the rest of my Caravan.
Holy hell where did they get all those werewolves and silk."

[Electric]

I'd be a migrant who shows up with legendary in all metalworking skills. But my profession would be soap maker, and then you would kill me. And you would have lost the best opportunity ever.

[1freeman]

"I am in charge of defense for the fortress, however you are welcome to join the militia under my command if you want to."

Quick! tell me the quickest way to kill a kobold!

"Trick it into stealing forgotten beast leather, of course."

[Keita]

*comes out of kennal with two war hawks*

"Look who I trained!"

[Tellemurius]

"alright how much for a werewolf and the silk?"

[1freeman]

"I'll take all the trainable animals that you have."

   trader begins to discuss prices

"No, i don't think you understand"

*grabs several dog cages and heads off to the Kennel*

[Tellemurius]

"PUT THOSE BACK YOU DUMBASS!"

*flashes his axe*

[1freeman]

*whips out his artifact crossbow*

"you feel lucky punk, well do ya."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Dumps obsidian on the human traders* "There, It's our stuff now. And we get some cool statues too ^_^"

[1freeman]

* holsters crossbow*

"good, I'm glad I wont have to spill the blood of a fellow dwarf over some silly humans"

*grabs the cages and continues walking to the kennels"

[Tellemurius]

*Throws 'Nashon' at 1Freeman*
*1freeman's skull is broken*
*1freeman is Unconscious!*