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[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Dumps obsidian on bloodsheder*

[Tellemurius]

*bloodsheder's left arm is bruised*

"worked out too much for that to catalyzed me. Besides, save the stealing for the elves."

[1freeman]

1freeman regains consciousness!

* grabs 'Nashan' and break's it over his knee*

"The only crime here is violence against dwarfs or cats"

*walks over to bloodseder and knocks him unconscious with his crossbow*

*Drags bloodsheder to the jail for his 6 month sentence*

[Tellemurius]

You can't break that, that a artifact!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"as the overlord, I say he can"

[Tellemurius]

*you regain conscious*
*Enters a Martial Trance!*
*grab 1freeman's left hand with my right hand*
*locks 1freeman's left hand*
*You break 1freeman's hand!*
*1freeman drops his crossbow*
"for good measure..."
*you kick 1freeman's lower body bruising his guts, He is nauseous*
*chuck the crossbow into the magma*
"PAYBACK's A BITCH"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Stop assaulting my dwarves or you WILL be exiled" srsly

[Tellemurius]

"fine the damage has been done, we're even, i hope"
*you glare at 1freeman*

[UnrealJake]

*Sits in his throne in the dining hall*

'Mechanisms'

[1freeman]

"First off I'm right handed, so i shouldn't have dropped the crossbow to begin with. but since you 'destroyed' it..."

"Hey MoM, can you please give me my crossbow back?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Righto" *Memory hacks both weapons back into existence.* "Now play nice you two"

[Tellemurius]

"well back to the stockpiles"

*the amount of food has been confirmed as: LOTS*

[UnrealJake]

*Suddenly jerked back to reality at the mention of stocks, something important in mind*

"Hey, how many mechanisms do we have!?"

[Tellemurius]

"let me check"
*stares hard at the mechanisms*

*the amount of mechanisms has been confirmed as: FEW*

[Keita]

"Hm I wonder what the traders bought- OMG IS THAT A BEAR!"

*grabs cage and runs to kennal*