Can't you delete or at least selectively edit incriminating details out of your history?
...There's something wrong with visiting B12 and speaking about what troubles you?
'HOW DARE YOU CRITICISE ME I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!' wouldn't be out of the question.
^This, plus the fact that I read about videogames (yes, this makes her pisse), that I talk with 'strangers' on the internet, that I have given these people my general location, that I hid something from her, that I am trans, among many others.
She'd probably think that I'm an ungrateful crybaby, you're all mentally sick pedophilic murderrapists and you infected me with the gays and I'm going to hell.
My dad... When I was nine or ten he once slapped me across the face and screamed at me for even mentioning a dream I had that had the color pink. I'm scared of what he'd do if he found out.
Somehow I don't think our kidnapping jokes would exactly help your case...
But in more serious note,
* Strange rages internally at parents who can't parent
Couldn't agree more with Mr. Strange, especially about the second part there.
My terror for today is about badminton. Try-outs for the school team are on Wednesday, I haven't played in a long time, and I was never that good at it anyway. This is terrifying enough, but then my dad texts me and says that some really good pro person he knows said I could go practice with them, so I reply, "Sure". Terror levels increase. Right after I hit send, I get a second text from him: "It's a practice for their best players".
I'm pretty certain that I'm going to get completely destroyed by everyone there.