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Furtuka

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7650 on: June 19, 2014, 07:34:08 pm »

Who said it was Brendan at all?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7651 on: June 19, 2014, 07:35:19 pm »

* IronTomato enters holding a nuclear suitcase bomb. A detonator is in his hand.

For chrissakes Tawarochir, stop this madness!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7652 on: June 19, 2014, 07:37:44 pm »

You may solve the puzzle to find out the secret. Until then, my abjuration spells can protect me from your silly nukes.

* Tawarochir allows you to return to your regularly scheduled shuddering in fear

My latest terrify, more recent than the TV show:
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7653 on: June 19, 2014, 07:45:07 pm »

...was it smurfs?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7654 on: June 19, 2014, 07:45:35 pm »

Hellnaw!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7655 on: June 19, 2014, 07:47:10 pm »

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But that's adorable!

Anyway, Re:Grease fires, Fortunately, when I started one years ago, I didn't follow my first instinct to throw water on it.
I'd been trying to cook a slice of frozen pizza, but hadn't removed the grease tray from our horrifying dinner the night before. I came back to see back smoke pouring out of the oven. I figured I must have just been my absent-minded self and left the pizza on for too long, opened up the oven, and had a large belch of flame shoot out.

Rather than try and douse it myself with water (probably since it seemed like too much fire to take out with a cupful of water), I walked out to the other side of the house where my mother was using the computer and said, very calmly, "Mum, the oven's on fire."

I said it so nonchalantly that she didn't really believe me at first, but she came inside and saw all the smoke and flames.
I can't remember exactly how she extinguished the fire, now, but she told me afterwards that it was very lucky I hadn't thrown water on it. For a while after that me couldn't use the oven, since the electrics had been burnt out. >.>
At least I didn't get in trouble, as far as I can remember, heh.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7656 on: June 19, 2014, 08:12:55 pm »

Two Thanksgivings ago a couple guys dumped all the turkey grease into the oven on accident. It flared up and the fastest person to react dumped water on it like a dumbass, but we got lucky and it worked. Yay luck!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7657 on: June 19, 2014, 08:28:53 pm »

* Cmega3 just realized she has gotten the wrong sex ed for years.

...Can someone pass me a bucket? I think I need to vomit.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7658 on: June 19, 2014, 08:35:43 pm »

* Yoink briefly considers replying to that, remembers what happened last time he did so, then simply rolls his eyes and wanders off to check the RTB boards instead.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7659 on: June 19, 2014, 08:36:11 pm »

...how did you people not know that you can't use water on a grease fire? >_<


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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7660 on: June 19, 2014, 08:57:29 pm »

* Cmega3 just realized she has gotten the wrong sex ed for years.

...Can someone pass me a bucket? I think I need to vomit.
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...Huh. I'm not really sure how to think of that, though I know how you feel. Sorry.

If it makes you feel better, you can use my lucky bucket.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7661 on: June 19, 2014, 09:51:59 pm »

Nah, the US Military operate on Combine logic. Soon the entire army is going to get killed by an Iraqi physicist with a shotgun and a HEV suit.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7662 on: June 19, 2014, 10:23:34 pm »

Rather than try and douse it myself with water (probably since it seemed like too much fire to take out with a cupful of water), I walked out to the other side of the house where my mother was using the computer and said, very calmly, "Mum, the oven's on fire."

Just another day in Australia eh?

* Cmega3 just realized she has gotten the wrong sex ed for years.

...Can someone pass me a bucket? I think I need to vomit.

How could you get the wrong sex ed?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7663 on: June 19, 2014, 10:31:55 pm »

By being trans, although the situation's kinda fucked up one way or the other in that case, since there's a lot of information about your body that's presumably elaborated on in greater detail in the class assigned to your biological sex. Since that's a big part of the point of the class, I'm not really sure what to do other than just have both sexes get all of the material. Only downside there is people throwing fits about what's proper and stuff, really, since it's helpful for empathy purposes to know about the bodies of people of the opposite sex. Knowing what bodily functions they have to put up with in more than the vaguest possible terms can't hurt, I figure.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7664 on: June 19, 2014, 10:38:27 pm »

I thought sex ed was generally done with both sexes at the same time? I don't think I had any sex ed class though.
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