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[Telgin]

Pretty much.     The responses we got were pretty funny at least.

"STOP"
"SERIOUSLY STOP"
"F*** off"
"Who the f*** are you?"
"Go f*** yourselves"
"You s***s just sent me 8 messages!"

Look on the bright side - you won't ever forget again, eh?

Yep.  I guess you've got to startle yourself into being careful every once in a while.

[Frumple]

That feeling when you had scheduled a checkdisk run months ago and only just now getting around to turning off/restarting the computer. What just went wrong ;_;

Except not, because you told it to do that and forgot. Mumblemutter.

[Morrigi]

The only thing olives go well with is fire when they burn for being terrible.

Heresy! *BLAM*

And now we go for his family. These things run in the blood, you know.

Just remember, we're all related to him.

I'm warming up the cyclonic missiles and virus bombs riiiight now. Gonna Exterminatus this heretical world.

Well that escalated quickly.

[Korbac]

The only thing olives go well with is fire when they burn for being terrible.

Heresy! *BLAM*

And now we go for his family. These things run in the blood, you know.

Just remember, we're all related to him.

I'm warming up the cyclonic missiles and virus bombs riiiight now. Gonna Exterminatus this heretical world.

Well that escalated quickly.

NOT QUICKLY ENOUGH

[Flying Dice]

The only thing olives go well with is fire when they burn for being terrible.

Heresy! *BLAM*

And now we go for his family. These things run in the blood, you know.

Just remember, we're all related to him.

I'm warming up the cyclonic missiles and virus bombs riiiight now. Gonna Exterminatus this heretical world.

Well that escalated quickly.

NOT QUICKLY ENOUGH

Where's a spare Hive Fleet when you need one?

Probably in the pantry with the vinegar and olive oil.

[Arx]

I live three blocks upwind of a military airbase. This is normally a cool thing, see the aeroplanes take off, sort of thing. Then they (temporarily, thank goodness) moved in a squadron of C-130 Hercules transports. Those things come in low enough that I could probably hit one with a cricket ball if I wanted to, and one of them went past at the same height, but far too fast to make a safe landing. Keeps feeling as though my house is going to vanish in a fireball and a cloud of masonry someday.

[Vorthon]

Either I've caught that Norovirus that's been going around, or that eggroll I had for a snack last night was off. Either way, my organs feel like they're in open rebellion against me. This is honestly frightening either way. .-.

[Vorthon]

Well, I've got the first symptom. And a taste of eggs in my mouth.

[Dutchling]

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[Morrigi]

Either I've caught that Norovirus that's been going around, or that eggroll I had for a snack last night was off. Either way, my organs feel like they're in open rebellion against me. This is honestly frightening either way. .-.

If it's norovirus, you'll be fine in two or three days. Sounds like shitty luck.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.

[Xantalos]

You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.

This is the best advice.

My bad thing: big project without which I won't be able to graduate due tomorrow and its not even halfway done
FUCK

[GiglameshDespair]

You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.

This is the best advice.

My bad thing: big project without which I won't be able to graduate due tomorrow and its not even halfway done
FUCK

I'd recommend not being on the forums.

[IronTomato]

You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.

This is the best advice.

My bad thing: big project without which I won't be able to graduate due tomorrow and its not even halfway done
FUCK

I'd recommend not being on the forums.

Xanty, effective immediately, I temporarily will take your place as the resident Eldrich Abomination so you can work on your project.

Seriously, like gig said, stop reading this right now and work on your project.

[Vorthon]

You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.

It was the last eggroll. :u