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[Hanslanda]

Ah, so the life of an animal is worth less than the life of a human?

(You activated my trap card bro.)

Yep. Next question?

What is your opinion on abortion?

* Hans flees the topic.

[Max White]

Abortion is clearly a consipricy made up by the govenment. If tiny people were growing inside of women, we would know about it.

[Zrk2]

Someone prank called me claiming they were pregnant. That was scary.

[Xantalos]

Abortion is clearly a consipricy made up by the govenment. If tiny people were growing inside of women, we would know about it.

Dear god. Women are clearly astromech droids; they have little people inside them operating them. Abortion is them getting fired.

[Hanslanda]

Abortion is clearly a consipricy made up by the govenment. If tiny people were growing inside of women, we would know about it.

Goddamnit, quit negating my trap cards!

[Sirus]

Abortion is clearly a consipricy made up by the govenment. If tiny people were growing inside of women, we would know about it.

Dear god. Women are clearly astromech droids; they have little people inside them operating them. Abortion is them getting fired.

But women still work afterwards. Clearly, they have to get new little people, but from where?

[Descan]

Why do you think there are no more freak-show carnivals?!

All the little people were gobbled up by the ravenous hordes of women!

And that is why I'm gay, boys and children.

[Max White]

And so the WTF thread is terrifying where as the terrified thread is hilarious... Sounds right.

[Hanslanda]

* Hans wants to kill himself right now

I suppose that would be pretty terrifying if... I cared at all? I'm not sure, but it doesn't actually scare me. I just don't really care anymore guys. :/ I feel trapped. I'm tired of being trapped and having no choices.

[kaenneth]

* Hans wants to kill himself right now

I suppose that would be pretty terrifying if... I cared at all? I'm not sure, but it doesn't actually scare me. I just don't really care anymore guys. :/ I feel trapped. I'm tired of being trapped and having no choices.

You always have choices, you just are ignoring all the really bad ones you could have made.

[Ricky]

Looks like the sky is falling down in Russia. I suppose this is the end of times.

http://www.space.com/19805-meteorite-crash-russia-injuries.html

[Gamerlord]

* Hans wants to kill himself right now

I suppose that would be pretty terrifying if... I cared at all? I'm not sure, but it doesn't actually scare me. I just don't really care anymore guys. :/ I feel trapped. I'm tired of being trapped and having no choices.

Here. Have a hug.
*hug*

[Sirus]

* Hans wants to kill himself right now

I suppose that would be pretty terrifying if... I cared at all? I'm not sure, but it doesn't actually scare me. I just don't really care anymore guys. :/ I feel trapped. I'm tired of being trapped and having no choices.

Here. Have a hug.
*hug*

[RedKing]

All the little people were gobbled up by the ravenous hordes of women!

You say that like it's a bad thing....oh, you mean literally. >_>

[Loud Whispers]

Bloop

"Fox's hunch is that the sound nicknamed Bloop is the most likely to come from some sort of animal, because its signature is a rapid variation in frequency similar to that of sounds known to be made by marine beasts. There's one crucial difference, however: in 1997 Bloop was detected by sensors up to 4800 kilometres apart. That means it must be far louder than any whale noise, or any other animal noise for that matter. Is it even remotely possible that some creature bigger than any whale is lurking in the ocean depths? Or, perhaps more likely, something that is much more efficient at making sound?"