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[Sirus]

Just don't take Khorne to any Trials by Fire.

[Loud Whispers]

Slaanesh: It's called T'au. They're total pussies there. You won't see a skull or blood at all, it'll be real good for you to clear your head...

Sorry but the Tau just have really good PR. There are a few occasions where they slaughter entire planets out of "safety" (the Tau are quite scared of humanity's... Human like breeding habits that can create planets with more population than their entire star systems), such as the infamous Kroot barbeque. Skulls for the greater good.

They're like space Mormons.

[Fniff]

Thooooough, that could be imperial propaganda, since most sourcebooks are written from the perspective of the Imperium.

[Hanslanda]

Slaanesh: It's called T'au. They're total pussies there. You won't see a skull or blood at all, it'll be real good for you to clear your head...

Sorry but the Tau just have really good PR. There are a few occasions where they slaughter entire planets out of "safety" (the Tau are quite scared of humanity's... Human like breeding habits that can create planets with more population than their entire star systems), such as the infamous Kroot barbeque. Skulls for the greater good.

They're like space Mormons.

Tau are more like space Communists it seems like. They're evil bastards though.

[Sirus]

Slaanesh: It's called T'au. They're total pussies there. You won't see a skull or blood at all, it'll be real good for you to clear your head...

Sorry but the Tau just have really good PR. There are a few occasions where they slaughter entire planets out of "safety" (the Tau are quite scared of humanity's... Human like breeding habits that can create planets with more population than their entire star systems), such as the infamous Kroot barbeque. Skulls for the greater good.

They're like space Mormons.

Tau are more like space Communists it seems like. They're no more evil than anyone else in that universe though.

Fix'd.

[Flying Dice]

More like space imperialists. With a caste system.

[Hanslanda]

The Eldar aren't evil. Just dicks. And the Imperium is more evil than Mecha-Hitler-Stalin-Mao taking body shots off Satan at the Anti-Christ's Birthday party while Jesus is crucified in the backround by Ted Bundy, Beria, and Goebbels.

[Loud Whispers]

Thooooough, that could be imperial propaganda, since most sourcebooks are written from the perspective of the Imperium.

Could be, but not likely. The greater good does not have room for Emperor fearin' folk ready to crusade on the space commies.

[Flying Dice]

To be perfectly honest, I find the Eldar to be the most sympathetic faction in the 'verse. Granted, they're still dicks.

[Hanslanda]

To be perfectly honest, I find the Eldar to be the most sympathetic faction in the 'verse. Granted, they're still dicks.

If I had to pick one faction to win, it would be the Tyranids. They aren't doing what they're doing because they're evil or they want to cause pain. They're just fucking hungry. You ever been so fucking hungry that you ate something? Something that might have been alive at one point? Something that probably died painfully?
Good job, you're equally 'evil' as a Tyranid.

[Flying Dice]

To be perfectly honest, I find the Eldar to be the most sympathetic faction in the 'verse. Granted, they're still dicks.

If I had to pick one faction to win, it would be the Tyranids. They aren't doing what they're doing because they're evil or they want to cause pain. They're just fucking hungry. You ever been so fucking hungry that you ate something? Something that might have been alive at one point? Something that probably died painfully?
Good job, you're equally 'evil' as a Tyranid.

Unless you stalk the deadliest prey and rip them apart with your bare hands before devouring raw gobbets of the other white meat, no.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, so the life of an animal is worth less than the life of a human?

(You activated my trap card bro.)

[Max White]

Imperial guard seem to be 'just doing their job' for the most part. The commanders are pure, refined ass, but the troops seem to be just hard working guys hoping to survive long enough to earn a military pension for their loved ones before they get incinerated by something.

Apart from that, Protoss count, right?

[Sirus]

Ah, so the life of an animal is worth less than the life of a human?

(You activated my trap card bro.)

Yep. Next question?

[Xantalos]

To be perfectly honest, I find the Eldar to be the most sympathetic faction in the 'verse. Granted, they're still dicks.

If I had to pick one faction to win, it would be the Tyranids. They aren't doing what they're doing because they're evil or they want to cause pain. They're just fucking hungry. You ever been so fucking hungry that you ate something? Something that might have been alive at one point? Something that probably died painfully?
Good job, you're equally 'evil' as a Tyranid.

Unless you stalk the deadliest prey and rip them apart with your bare hands before devouring raw gobbets of the other white meat, no.

You guys don't do that?