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[mainiac]

Constitutional Democracy: You have 2 cows, Britain Decides to tax you half the milk, so you throw the cows into the bay.

Then they send a tax collector to ask what happened to the milk and you throw him in the bay.

[Duke 2.0]

Constitutional Democracy: You have 2 cows, Britain Decides to tax you half the milk, so you throw the cows into the bay.

Then they send a tax collector to ask what happened to the milk and you throw him in the bay.

Then they send some navy warships to see what's going on.
You throw them into the bay.

Gentlemen, I'm fully supporting a government where all problems are just thrown into the bay. The only flaw I can see in this plan is if the bay eventually becomes a problem.

[Argembarger]

Well, we ARE Bay12.

[Bauglir]

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[lordcooper]

Constitutional Democracy: You have 2 cows, Britain Decides to tax you half the milk, so you throw the cows into the bay.

Then they send a tax collector to ask what happened to the milk and you throw him in the bay.

Then they send some navy warships to see what's going on.
You throw them into the bay.

Gentlemen, I'm fully supporting a government where all problems are just thrown into the bay. The only flaw I can see in this plan is if the bay eventually becomes a problem.

It's ok, if the bay becomes a problem it's already saved us the trouble of throwing it into the bay.

Guys, what has happened to us?  If the bay becomes a problem we pour magma into it, mine out the resulting obsidian, fill it back up with water and resume throwing stuff into it.

[Leafsnail]

Constitutional Monarchy: You have two cows, and you might work out what to do with them when someone gets you out of this fucking bay.

[Soadreqm]

*Implying that this isn't serious business*

LANGUAGE IS PARAMOUNT!

I have two cows, and instead of milking them, I am ranting to them about etymology.

[Aklyon]

Bayocracy: You had two cows, but they never gave any milk so you threw them in the bay. You then add '2 cows' to the sign on the dock listing all of the problematic things that have been thrown in said bay. The sign's list continues all the way around to the back of the sign.

[Cthulhu]

Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

catsplosiarchy: you have 2cat...

[Creamcorn]

Constitutional Democracy: You have 2 cows, Britain Decides to tax you half the milk, so you throw the cows into the bay.

Then they send a tax collector to ask what happened to the milk and you throw him in the bay.

Then they send some navy warships to see what's going on.
You throw them into the bay.

Gentlemen, I'm fully supporting a government where all problems are just thrown into the bay. The only flaw I can see in this plan is if the bay eventually becomes a problem.

It's ok, if the bay becomes a problem it's already saved us the trouble of throwing it into the bay.

Guys, what has happened to us?  If the bay becomes a problem we pour magma into it, mine out the resulting obsidian, fill it back up with water and resume throwing stuff into it.

This, a million times this.

BAYOCRACY: You have two cows. The government tells you to milk them. You throw your pails in the bay. You throw your two cows into the bay, then you throw the government into the bay and yourself included.

[Aqizzar]

Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?

As can be observed, it depends entirely on the form of government.  Luckily, you've got quite a selection to choose from.

[lordcooper]

PURE BAYOCRACY: You have two cows. The government tells you to craft clear glass goblets.  You kill off each member of the government in increasingly complex ways.

[Toriad]

Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?

Is a man not entitled to take harmonica lessons whilst milking his giraffes?

[Eugenitor]

Sounds like a tall order.