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Author Topic: Politics "Explained"  (Read 13477 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #165 on: November 29, 2010, 01:22:34 am »

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?
Yes, but have you not seen the repeats?

Nope.
What I see, is a lot of spam and people making up words.
Democracy was a madeup word once.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #166 on: November 29, 2010, 02:33:23 am »

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?
Yes, but have you not seen the repeats?

Nope.
What I see, is a lot of spam and people making up words.
Democracy was a madeup word once.
Your point?
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mainiac

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #167 on: November 29, 2010, 02:51:45 am »

Naziocracy: You have two cows.  Someone comes along and explains that you are milking them wrong and keeps talking until you get frustrated and walk away.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #168 on: November 29, 2010, 03:35:57 am »

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?
Yes, but have you not seen the repeats?

Nope.
What I see, is a lot of spam and people making up words.
Democracy was a madeup word once.
Your point?
Obviously at some point all of these systems of governments will be real.
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lordcooper

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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #169 on: November 29, 2010, 03:40:14 am »

Has one been posted about Nihilism yet?
Yes, but have you not seen the repeats?

Nope.
What I see, is a lot of spam and people making up words.
Democracy was a madeup word once.
Your point?
Obviously at some point all of these systems of governments will be real.

lordcooperacy:  You have two cows.  You decide you would like nothing more than to give them to me.  You do so, along with a load of cash and ps3 games.

*waits expectantly*
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #170 on: November 29, 2010, 04:14:18 am »

True Nihilism: You have two cows. Your mother milks them for you and serves the milk to you as breakfast in bed. Then she cleans your apartment and does your laundry.

Burroughsism: You have two cows. You are confident that you can find out their true meaning by cutting them apart in interresting ways.

Kittehism: You have two c- oh look theres finger's dancing over that keyboard let's hunt them!
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #171 on: November 29, 2010, 04:28:42 am »

Kittehism: you can haz two cows and dey's big an smelly an stuffs, but dey's ok cuz dey gives you teh milk an stuffs.
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« Reply #172 on: November 29, 2010, 05:58:11 am »

Scatocracy: You have two cows, but only one milk pail.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #173 on: November 29, 2010, 09:59:37 am »

Dwarven socialism: You have two cows. One dwarf milks both of them, turns their milk into alcohol, gets drunk, and mines out a whole Z layer by the time the cows produce milk again.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #174 on: November 29, 2010, 10:04:52 am »

Scatocracy: You have two cows, but only one milk pail.

You just had to go there...
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #175 on: November 29, 2010, 10:14:20 am »

I don't see anything wrong with making up words, but I kind of wish people put some effort in them. I mean come on. Picking a random word, suffixing it with "-cracy" and trying to pass it off as a system of government? And then doing the same again, except this time the concept discussed isn't even a system of government? Pathetic. Either stick with words that exist or try harder! >:(

Apostasy: You have two cows. The cows renounce your ownership over them, and refuse to let you milk them any more.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #176 on: November 29, 2010, 10:16:04 am »

Ecstacy: You had two cows.  It seemed like a good idea to try and get freaky with them at the time.  You now have no cows and a jail cell.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #177 on: November 29, 2010, 10:39:29 am »

Gladiocracy: You have two cows but no basis for a system of government.
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Re: Politics "Explained"
« Reply #178 on: November 29, 2010, 11:50:09 am »

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« Reply #179 on: November 29, 2010, 11:58:15 am »

Constitutional Democracy: You have 2 cows, Britain Decides to tax you half the milk, so you throw the cows into the bay.
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