Turn 20: Megabeast
Go back in time and throw myself to the ground so the pole doesn't hit me Don't die.
Nooooo! Awesome skin only prevents lazers!
4)
well, you're obviously not going to die, you tell yourself,
After all, you are a character in an RTD. It takes a lot more than a pole stabbing through my stomach and pinning me to a wall to kill one of those guys, but it's probably not such a good idea to stay here like this. after all, if the GM decides to roll another die...1)
Crap. as you stand against the wall in pain, you look up as a mighty roar rips through the sky. from the few clouds that dare float overhead in the blue sky, comes a dragon, its red wings spread wide as it soars across the sky. its red scales glint in the harsh sunlight. you can't discern more details from the distance it's at now, but you don't really want to get a closer look.
Stand with my hands on my hips and one foot on the slain prophet and raise a pole into the air victoriously. Then get out of here.
6-1=5) brushing off the chessboard that just hit you, you go to the fallen prophet and put your foot on his chest. in that moment, you realize that you have now provided the pole god an opportunity that He has already taken advantage of; seizing the chain god's power. in that instant, the entirety of the chain prophet's power flows into your body, making you feel larger than life, until a roar comes from the sky, reminding you who really is larger than life. as a dragon flies across the skies, you run out of the prison's fence through the hole you blasted through it earlier, picking up the pole you dropped on the way. outside the fence you find a large expanse of sand.
Use my amazing powers of unexpected survival to grow a new leg, its bones reinforced with titanium.
6) you groan in pain, feeling your life starting to fade. "It can't end like this." you tell yourself, giving all you've got left to regrowing your leg, better this time. suddenly another leg grows out of your stump. you don't exactly know why, but you feel like it's not exactly right...
Order my minions to create a magical portal to the nearest town, then send them through to pillage.
5) You tell your pigions to make a magical, physics defying portal to anywhere in the world that you wanted to go to, and they haul out a large metal machine that they tell you they got from the prison. when turned on, an orange and purple swirl appears in the metal ring. 2) suddenly a roar comes from the portal and a giant, bronze hand reaches into the cave. it's too large to get through the portal, but it's still smashing everything inside the cave! if it continues like this the cave may callapse.
EXPLODE, AGAIN
5) you explode very well in the prison. sending sam chunks in all directions. woops, now you're dead.
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Do an EXTREME pose before striding through the blown off door shouting at any guards who try to stop me where an office I can type a report is.
5)you stride through the blown off door and find an office with a torched computer. obviously, this was once a noble's office.
PlayersHmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Adventure Party= Nai
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
Location: Outside the prison fence
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, impaled by pole, stomach pierced
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Location: outside the prison
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Location: lab hallway
Krath the Pig King
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, crown
Location: pig cave
NPC'sNai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Location: lab. Relations: HmH
Locations a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
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