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[Greiger]

I'm still waiting for them to expose the Dark King at the top of Doom Castle to be the mastermind behind all the events of every final fantasy game to a absolutely bitchin' 16 bit Rock guitar.

[Yoink]

How did you last die?

Lag.

Do you want meteors? Because that's how you get meteors.

[Yoink]

My character discovered his mother had kicked the bucket (she was pretty long in the tooth) and, whilst grieving, was suddenly stabbed by some niece who had apparently looted her gear.

Uncle died helping her stop a bear that wandered in from the north and I hadn't seen any others for a while, so I fear that may have spelled the end of the Ifeanyichukqu tribe.

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One Hour One Life.
I didn't even make forty, but at least I didn't die to starvation due to dodgy internet for a change!

[Kruniac]

I stepped outside, eager to try the latest build of my favorite game. I hadn't played it in six months or so, and I couldn't wait to start crafting and being a badass. I randomed an interesting character - a Fisherman with Bad Knees, Wool Allergy, and Intolerance for Meat. I started the game with a Pro Fishing rod and assorted gear.

I couldn't wait to step outside of the evac shelter and start playing! I open the door, and a Zombie Brute smashed me across the room. The NPC tried to help me, but was smashed into the lockers. I tried to flee out of a nearby window, but the Brute smashed THROUGH the window, smashing me to the ground, and crushing my skull.

....I did not re-watch the last few moments of my life...

-Cataclysm DDA.

[Greiger]

I decided to start playing fortnite.   Long after other people have had plenty of time to 'get gud' as they say.   RIP.

Fortnite (I mean seriously once I didn't even reach the ground before I got shot out of the sky)

[AzyWng]

Saw someone post on Fortnite.

On this forum.

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Bay12forums

Actual death will be added...

Some time.

[Akura]

I decided to start playing fortnite.   Long after other people have had plenty of time to 'get gud' as they say.   RIP.

Fortnite (I mean seriously once I didn't even reach the ground before I got shot out of the sky)

Generally, you want to hit the ground as fast as possible. Avoid hilltops and such as the parachute-thingy deploys based on ground level. Avoid named locations, but try to find isolated houses to get some initial loot. But yeah, I stopped playing for the same reason. It's rather depressing taking a shot at someone only for them to be suddenly surrounded by four walls - one with a window, another with a door - and be shooting back at you. Also not helping is that the best loot often spawns in set locations which are already mapped - and thus all the pros will have already gotten them by the time you get there.

[Yoink]

Damnit! I was just going to my son, Emperor, to bestow upon him the knife my grandma gave me as a child, along with a dramatic speech urging him to take up this hallowed blade and lead our tribe into a new age of glory, when... I was unceremoniously mauled by the latest in a series of rampaging bears.

I mean really, our settlement has friggin' fancy walkways and stone walls all over the shop but nobody thought to wall out the goddamn Unholy Cave of Endless Bear Hordes?!

Oh well. Perhaps he will follow his destiny regardless. I did have high hopes for that kid, and not just because of the name. He had nous - and he did manage to evade the bear that did for me, after all!
Maybe he will be the one to free the Evilsizer dynasty from its ancient ursine foe...

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One Hour One Life

[Felissan]

They said the bonus boss was hard. Like, a couple orders of magnitude harder than the rest of the game.
I didn't believe them, and thought they only meant it would take a dozen tries.
I should have believed them.

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Splatoon 2

[Mathel]

Tried the WW1 british mission three times.
1st time, I shot down the Red Baron and the zeppelin he was guarding, then accidentaly flew into it as it was falling.
Second time, I destroyed RB's base and was shot down by a Fokker III. (Yellow)
Third time, I destroyed both observation baloons, shot down an Albatross and destroyed RB's base. Then, as I was coming home, I ran off the landing strip and my Camel exploded.

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Microprose Dogfight

[hector13]

Why are you trying to fly a humped mammal, you mad bastard?

Alternatively, why are you flying a cigar, you alien bastard?

[Mephisto]

The difference between roflstomp and OHKO is about ten seconds of walking in the wrong direction.

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Earthlock: Festival of Magic.

Beat the swamp house with some difficulty (I may be a smidge underleveled). Get told to go back to town. Instead, I continue walking and gathering random clutter off of the ground.

Enter the next PoI on the map, find a fucking army of enemy soldiers, and get one attack off. Said attack does about 150 damage to all of the enemies as I expected it to, but what I expected to be an enemy party wipe actually turned out to be light tickles. Cue them stomping us into the ground.

[Rince Wind]

After finishing the last story mission I took the elevator down from the top of the Eiffeltower. I walked around in it while it took its sweet time and forgot it was missing a guard rail. I fell to my death.

The Saboteur

[hector13]

After finishing the last story mission I took the elevator down from the top of the Eiffeltower. I walked around in it while it took its sweet time and forgot it was missing a guard rail. I fell to my death.

The Saboteur

How long did it take you to finish that one mission?

[Rince Wind]

The game has enough checkpoints, so I didn't loose anything.

The last mission kinda includes Saarbrücken, so it took me about 90min to two hours I think.