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[Silverthrone]

I went to fight Kematu. Forgetting for a moment that he's an unfair pile of dicks, I used my crappy unenchanted war axe and didn't even try to open with Unrelenting Force. I got killed in short order.

Skyrim.

Remember; keep on pushing, and one day, you will be the unfair pile of dicks. The mobs will live in fear of you, like a force of nature! A dealer in cheese spam ruin and death!

But yes, Kematu is a pain, him and his pals. Thanks to him, a tiny part of my (admittadly very happy) memories of Skyrim will forever be dedicated to getting thrased around the cave by him. Come back after a few levels and shove a priceless extra-dimensional artefact up his arse.

[Persus13]

Is Kematu the Alikr trying to kill an Alikr woman in Whiterun?

[Silverthrone]

Is Kematu the Alikr trying to kill an Alikr woman in Whiterun?

Yes, the guy at the bottom of the In My Time of Need quest. He's roit 'arder than he looks at low levels, as I've learnt to my cost.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I cannot even count the ways I died in the last 45 minutes.
However, the last one was because the Enforcer is kind of difficult to play because it has no mobility whatsoever, and I got the Wandering Vagrant as a boss, which was possibly the worst one of the three to get.

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Risk of Rain. This game dicks you over sometimes. What am I saying. This game dicks you over all the time.

[Akura]

This one was earlier, probably last night, but...

Had to go kill a bunch of people on a boat. As soon as I got on the jet ski to head for the boat, I have an attack chopper on me. As I'm driving(is that the word?), I'm trading fire with it from my pistol(with infinite ammo). I'm getting close to the boat and I don't want the attack chopper harassing me, plus I see I got it to smoking damage, so I stop to get a steadier aim to finish it off. It drops a missile on me, direct hit, I'm dead instantly. I have to start the mission over from the start, which includes the lengthy drive to the jet ski in the first place.


Next attempt, I board the jet ski, the chopper attacks, I turn on cruise control to focus on shooting, it fires a missile immediately, killing me. It could have done that at any point last time.

Third attempt(spoiler: was successful), I decide "screw the jet ski" and pull a helicopter out of my headquarters. Instantly, I get a warning about the attack helicopter, rather than just getting to the water. I flail about, trying to spot it, only to smack into a building, flip over, and stretch to the breaking point the definition of the word "land" in the parking lot outside my HQ. I climb back up to my helipad, notice that I can't recall the helicopter I "landed", so I grab another helicopter. At least with this, I could dodge the attack chopper's missiles, made it to the boat, everyone died except me for once.

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Saints Row II. The first chopper was recoverable after the mission, I just had to pay a repair fee on both helicopters since I, uh, "landed" the second one on the boat.

[Spehss _]

Dwarpa the Darven Paladin was slain by Lagduf the Snaga 500 feet down in the depths of Angband.

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Oangband

[itisnotlogical]

I got Skyrim Legendary Edition, but didn't plan to install the expansions until I felt like doing the necessary mod changes.

Well, Dawnguard and so on installed themselves anyway. When I next fast-travelled to Whiterun, I found myself confronted by vampire thralls and Dragonborn cultists in a massive brawl just inside the gate. I got surrounded and blasted with a fireballs until I died.

Skyrim: Unexpected Legendary Edition

[Cthulhu]

I picked up the crystal to carry it to the exit and was immediately swarmed by dozens of robots and killed, as has been the case every time I play this game.

Dungeon fo the Endless.

[Akura]

I got Skyrim Legendary Edition, but didn't plan to install the expansions until I felt like doing the necessary mod changes.

Well, Dawnguard and so on installed themselves anyway. When I next fast-travelled to Whiterun, I found myself confronted by vampire thralls and Dragonborn cultists in a massive brawl just inside the gate. I got surrounded and blasted with a fireballs until I died.

Skyrim: Unexpected Legendary Edition

You ought to be able to disable them from the mod load list, either in the data files or whatever mod manager you use. That reminds me when I tried Tribunal for the first time; getting a high-level Dark Brotherhood assassin in your face the first time I slept was not fun. And it took me a long time to sell the loot because few shopkeepers had that much money .

[Rince Wind]

I mostly sold in that city in the middle, there was this scamp trader that had 5k each day and paid full price. But after raiding a daedra place I always had to stay there for a long time to get rid of everything (because I didn't want to waste a single gold, when I sold a 40k piece I bought stuff for 35k back, and so on).
Never found the crab...

[Ultimuh]

Did not know how where to dock my spacecraft, and somehow crashed into the station I was supposed to dock at.

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Elite Dangerous, during it's tutorial mode.

[Mech#4]

Stupid Typhon being able to one shot me. Titan Quest sometimes feels like it has a bit of an eclectic difficulty curve. I can go through areas with no real problems but come certain enemies or bosses and I need to stack resistances to delay dying to falling meteors or ice breath.

Maybe I was spoilt by Diablo 2. I never needed to worry about resistances too much there until at least the second difficulty level. It could also be me building a hoplite using defense/hunter, the melee damage of some enemies is really high. Do you rely on stabbing them to death quickly, health regeneration and life drain or armour and damage mitigation? I've done this build before and I think I focused on regeneration and life drain but the problem there was surviving long enough to get into melee and start wailing on them.


Titan Quest: Anniversary Edition.

[Niveras]

Stupid Typhon being able to one shot me. Titan Quest sometimes feels like it has a bit of an eclectic difficulty curve. I can go through areas with no real problems but come certain enemies or bosses and I need to stack resistances to delay dying to falling meteors or ice breath.

I always had that problem, too. Well, generally speaking. It seemed like no matter how much health I had or how far I stacked resistances, mobs would end up doing an uncomfortable amount of damage with every hit. Like, being able to 2 or 3 shot me. Made things incongruous because you could avoid a lot of attacks, but archers (especially the dragonkin archers in the fourth(?) chapter) auto-hit. Had to be very careful around them because no matter how much piercing resist I stacked (I think 70% was the hard cap?) three or five of them shooting me at the same time could kill me outright.

[Catmeat]

It was an epic street battle as a motorcycle club was trying to establish dominance, myself easily swatting the three road knights to the gutter.
Everytime they attacked I repeled with my carbine everytime I ignored their efforts by escaping.
I had killed all of them a good 7 or so times each, then I started getting messaged insults by them, I replied "haha busy".
I had not started this fight and they themselves had establised that Im a virgin, fat, loser, modder etc.
I laughing at the messages get caught off guard by these children.
Duck behind my armoured car they are on the otherside, then I flop out the hand held grenade launcher aim toward a wall in an attempt to wall bounce towards them and their motorcycles causing a beautiful 3 in one explosion.
However murphys law... the 'nade bounces off the wall and angles straight to my car.. "FUCK" I barely had time to react let alone get away.
It wasnt that bad but they tried to rub it in.
I fucked them up until they left the server, about 12 v 3.

If you know the game PM me, we can talk 

[Sirus]

If you know the game PM me, we can talk 

Not how things work around here, pal.