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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2399804 times)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13920 on: February 10, 2015, 02:16:11 pm »

I was playing against a Priest, who had actually been doing rather badly to this point. He drops a Core Hound uses Divine Spirit to raise its HP to 10; I can't quite take it out on my turn, since I only had a few low-power minions on the board and nothing helpful in my hand. Next turn he heals it and uses Divine Spirit again, which puts it well past the point of reasonably dealing with unless I drew Polymorph the very next turn. Spoiler alert: I didn't.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13921 on: February 10, 2015, 04:40:51 pm »

I tried the trial of Interstellar Marines. Was shot dead repeatedly by training robots. I am not the stealthiest.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13922 on: February 10, 2015, 05:23:58 pm »

Slathered myself up in jelly before climbing on top of the counter then to the top of the fridge.  But then I mistimed a jump and flew straight into the sink.

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For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought you did this for a girl/boyfriend.
I would pay good money to see somebody do this.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13923 on: February 10, 2015, 05:28:41 pm »

I would pay good money to see somebody do this.
...how good is good?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13924 on: February 10, 2015, 05:32:12 pm »

Slathered myself up in jelly before climbing on top of the counter then to the top of the fridge.  But then I mistimed a jump and flew straight into the sink.

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For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought you did this for a girl/boyfriend.

Nearly died choking on a Cheez-It after reading the above.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13925 on: February 10, 2015, 06:04:58 pm »

Slathered myself up in jelly before climbing on top of the counter then to the top of the fridge.  But then I mistimed a jump and flew straight into the sink.

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For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought you did this for a girl/boyfriend.
Of all the things I would do for a SO, this is not one of them.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13926 on: February 10, 2015, 06:36:58 pm »

Killed by a mugger.
Killed by a kitten.
Killed by a dwarf.
Killed by a coyote.
Killed by a werejackal.

AND SO ON. Goddamn, do undead slayers suck early on.

Slash'em.

EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot my favorite one. Killed by a goblin with a wand of lightning on turn 31.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13927 on: February 10, 2015, 06:37:16 pm »

I think it's engaging because it combines the absurdity of goat simulator, with the controls of QWOP, and then throws in an actual...you know...goal.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13928 on: February 10, 2015, 06:52:18 pm »

Thanks to the miracle that is modern technology, I have had many disconnections in the past few hours. One of them lead to a death that was apparently caused by a group of angry dogs swarming me until a fellow Sewer Rat threw a molotov at me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13929 on: February 10, 2015, 07:33:58 pm »

Uh.

Fallout Online?

WHAT?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13930 on: February 10, 2015, 07:35:51 pm »

Please don't get overly excited. It's just a fangame that uses Fallout 2 graphics. There was an official Fallout online but that's been canned in development.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13931 on: February 11, 2015, 12:14:29 pm »

Slathered myself up in jelly before climbing on top of the counter then to the top of the fridge.  But then I mistimed a jump and flew straight into the sink.

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For a moment I forgot what thread I was in and thought you did this for a girl/boyfriend.
Of all the things I would do for a SO, this is not one of them.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13932 on: February 11, 2015, 01:50:52 pm »

Killed Pinwheel. Then promptly fell into the Tomb of Giants. Goddamit!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13933 on: February 11, 2015, 02:06:59 pm »

Explored a cave and found three vicious giant honey badgers, which I just barely managed to defeat.  Moved on to the next cave wounded and low on ammo, and found 5 more giant honey badgers.  The team couldn't take it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #13934 on: February 11, 2015, 08:12:43 pm »

Four angry armed ghouls and a deathclaw turned into four angry armed ghouls and a deathclaw after my own blood.
Came back with a friend helping me to find that waves of the damned zombies just kept coming. We made it through that, thankfully.
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