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[miauw62]

I'm in the memphis metropolis, and holy shit this stage is hell.
First you come out of your pit and there's no cover anywhere and if you're not careful where you step two green fireball dudes will spawn on top of all the other stuff you already have to deal with. Not too hard this far, I managed to take out the fireball dudes before anything else spawned, but then I go a bit further after firing rockets around a corner at a red scorpion dude and one of those big rocket launcher dudes, AND FIVE GREEN FIREBALL DUDES SPAWN ALONGSIDE TONS OF SKELETON HORSE THINGS AND HEADLESS KAMIKAZES AAAAAAAAAA

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serious sam: the first encounter

[Professor Lemur]

I'm in the memphis metropolis, and holy shit this stage is hell.
First you come out of your pit and there's no cover anywhere and if you're not careful where you step two green fireball dudes will spawn on top of all the other stuff you already have to deal with. Not too hard this far, I managed to take out the fireball dudes before anything else spawned, but then I go a bit further after firing rockets around a corner at a red scorpion dude and one of those big rocket launcher dudes, AND FIVE GREEN FIREBALL DUDES SPAWN ALONGSIDE TONS OF SKELETON HORSE THINGS AND HEADLESS KAMIKAZES AAAAAAAAAA

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serious sam: the first encounter

Welcome to Serious Sam. I hope you brought enough ammo!

[EnigmaticHat]

-snip-

Wait, any mortal race?  Couldn't you have picked something you can't normally start as, like a dragon or a giant or something?

[Parsely]

I'm in the memphis metropolis, and holy shit this stage is hell.
First you come out of your pit and there's no cover anywhere and if you're not careful where you step two green fireball dudes will spawn on top of all the other stuff you already have to deal with. Not too hard this far, I managed to take out the fireball dudes before anything else spawned, but then I go a bit further after firing rockets around a corner at a red scorpion dude and one of those big rocket launcher dudes, AND FIVE GREEN FIREBALL DUDES SPAWN ALONGSIDE TONS OF SKELETON HORSE THINGS AND HEADLESS KAMIKAZES AAAAAAAAAA

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serious sam: the first encounter

I remember when Kikoskia tried to play that whole game only using the revolvers, that maniac.

[Professor Lemur]

Really not to do with games but it feels like I died inside.
Watched the whole QA released by moot.

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See you, space cowboy.

[Dutrius]

Terraria - I made a new character called Urist McNoGear and went on my friend's world. They had already gotten it on to hard mode. There were multiple instances of FUN, and in some cases, !!FUN!!

[Rolan7]

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Wait, any mortal race?  Couldn't you have picked something you can't normally start as, like a dragon or a giant or something?

The words are "Players Choice of Anything Mortal" but level adjustment would have applied against future levels, so...  Dunno.  I was considering troll just for regeneration (anything but fire, acid, or coup de grace is nonlethal and nonlethal damage heals in mere turns) but decided to go with the cruelest, most narratively appropriate choice.  Still came with 2 level adjustment but who cares. 

It became canon that Lolth tainted his soul just like the elves we captured for her, hijacking the reincarnation spell to twist this powerful rogue into a drow servant.  Since he was hellbound anyway for past sins, he doesn't seem to mind.

It's actually working out better than I expected, since I soon died and came back as an evil goblin.  My "light" spell became "no light", a crazily useful cantrip I can use to provide darkness for him to sneak attack from.  And since we both have darkvision (and thanks to shenanigans, our barbearian has tremorsense) the darkness doesn't hamper us.  Unlike the level 2 darkness spell, this level 0 spell (appropriately, from the Book of Vile Darkness) only blocks mundane light sources - darkvision is unhampered.

[Jacob/Lee]

Got greased by some Warp Spiders in the middle of the Bloodied Colosseum. The other Chaos Sorcerer runs over and picks me back up right as the Warp Spiders teleport back. I had a precious couple seconds to get a doombolt off (as I had no teleport ability with which to escape), but they teleported behind me in that time and killed me again. Other Sorcerer kicks it not long after, but his doppelganger Wraithlord is still messing them up.

Meanwhile, the Space marine Captain jump-jets out of the fight and starts running while the Warp Spiders chase him down. He eventually stops for a few seconds to knock out a Shuriken and he dies from the overwhelming firepower of all the Eldar.

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Dawn of War II - Retribution, Last Stand mode. This is why I prefer the Mekboy and his tellyporta'.

[Blaze]

Nightmare Cacodemons are just straight-up unfair.
They spam these giant lightning balls the moment they see you.
They shadowstep to evade every other shot I fire at them.
Did I mention the lightning balls can instantly shut down my shield via EMP, irradiate me, and slow me?
Then there's this annoying tendency for them to show up in groups while I'm in narrow corridors or precariously balanced on a platform?
Seriously, those lightning balls. They take up a third of the screen and once I dodge the first one there are three more coming at me.

Then again, I probably could've avoided this if I didn't minmax my shotgunner, but still.

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[Tawa]

I didn't want to have to do this... but you leave me no choice.

[Spehss _]

It appears to be Doom but with mods. Lots of mods. Probably DoomRL Arsenal. I know DoomRL has nightmare versions of monsters, and DoomRL Arsenal adds a bunch of content from DoomRL into the actual Doom FPS. Didn't know Arsenal added nightmare monsters though. Must be new. Or I'm wrong.

It's almost certainly some kind of Doom game with mods though, Taw.

[Tawa]

That does not change the fact that he didn't say what game it was.
Was almost to the exit when wizard's need of food (badly) got the best of him.

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Gauntlet II.

[Akura]

Smashing tubines, my car starts burning, so I leave to knock one down with my hammer. It starts coming down, and I run.  I didn't run fast enough. That the whole thing toppled over in the direction I ran didn't help.

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Red Faction: Guerrilla.

[pisskop]

I didn't want to have to do this... but you leave me no choice.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83528.msg5936123#msg5936123
  Squeeee~

Also: I made my flyer take a dip in the magma.

DF

[Culise]

Figuratively rather than literally (though that *one* part in particular was much closer than I'd have preferred), but I picked up a particular old game for a nostalgia runthrough after glancing through my old games.  Three words: Ocean. House. Hotel.  Holy devil, even remembering the trick, that place is still...

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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines