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[wer6]

A new adventure of F.A.L.L.E.N! This is a mighty read!

   F.A.L.L.E.N The scientist desides " LETS RESEARCH AND MAKKE ALL OF THE GUUUNS!"
an hourlater, a IAA agent asks whats up, I tell him I am making guns and seeliing theeem! :D
He was piissed, but he did nothing, and I bring loads of guns in box's to escape.
Next round, I am the MALF AI! I decide "Lets just hack all of the APC's and lay low.
I immedaitly scream" INTRUDERS ALERT INTRUDERS ALERT!"  and say they stole the nukedisk, by emagging there way from teleporter, to caps office,Since i had no borgs, nothing really happened besides me bolting shit.
BUT A SEC OFFICER BARGES IN AND INTO THE TELEPORTER TOOO SPPACE!((He lives though, got in a space suit and jumped out, went back into Tcomms, where he gets back
I then Detonate Supermatter, by turning on the emitter.
I then broke Tcomms, via overloading the Hub.
CE gets nosey, I let him in, he gets crushinated by my door, THe medic notices the pain of the CE and asks to get in, she gets in, brings the CE's body to Cryo, I promtly use explode machine on cryo,CE gone, And borgs are built!
And then I DELTA!and before that i det'ed  the Chemits place and robotics machine((after haxing them))
Cue me going into the HOPS office, crush the sec officer, and then state my laws, and delta.
After the crew fails to do anything, I say there all gonna be slaves to syndicates!
I wanted to detonate a airlock, causing space, but I accidentily hit explode.
My last words as AI was "DING HOTPOCKETS ARE DONE"As the entire station was ingulfled in a nuclear flame.
Killing everyone but the few people at Prison station, I locked out Mining and science outpost.

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SS13 is fun.

[Zangi]

So, brother hands 3DS to may, to try out Bravely Default.

First dungeon, pick up 2nd character.  1st character dies in a story fight.  I do not have a phoenix down.

* Zangi is screwed enough to have to restart game?

[Trapezohedron]

My Optifine works along well with multiplayer. Apparently the people there lag a lot but I didn't experience any engine lag with Optifine on.

So yeah I doubt Optifine cause compatibility issues.

Optifine is entirely client side. You can (theoretically) use it on any server (although there will probably be some banning its use).

I caved in, I plugged an Optifine, I'm thanking you guys for telling me it is client side.

[tryrar]

An orc had a wand of disintegration.

I think I know what game this is, but for formality's sake:

[SOLDIER First]

Meteorite In Space: The Game ?

[pisskop]

Degaulle and I were on fractal island.  I declared on him and razed all his improvements, right out of the gate.  His archer-scout found my settlement and the moment I sent a settler out to grab some bronze he sent the archer in and it took my plains hill city.

I literally felt shame.

CIV

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I have never had that happen.  Not from the ai.

[itisnotlogical]

So it turns out a Fire mage isn't the best character to take into mass PvP. I spent the majority of my first few PvP games being sapped, stunned, focused or just generally getting blown up. The only thing that's worked is "stick close to the healer, then shadowmeld and hope nobody notices you until the shooting stops".

World of Warcraft.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Nope, that's just PvP in general, regardless of class.

[hops]

GAUDIS. EVERYWHERE.

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Cave Story+ Hard Mode

[Yoink]

Turns out sorcerers don't fare too well when chewed on by giant trolls. Who knew.
They don't particularly like being stomped on, either.

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Dragon's Dogma. I remember this battle being challenging in the past, but never this difficult... I get the feeling that when I did it previously I was already rather higher leveled, thanks to doing more quests beforehand.

[Akura]

Asked Ilias to repeat the tutorial. Her reaction was priceless.

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Monster Girl Quest. Explanation: During the first-battle tutorial, Ilias will attack you to show what taking damage feels like, which drops you down to 1 hitpoint. However, asking her to repeat the tutorial, she neglects to heal you, so when she gets to that part again...

[Jacob/Lee]

I grabbed a lonely PPSh off the floor as a German rifleman and cleared a building with a squad leader. I went to check the ground floor again and bumped into a Russian rifleman, both of us unloading at each other and missing every shot, somehow. As I'm pulling back to get a better position, I get shot in the gut by a *second* Russian rifleman. I break for it and sprint up the stairs after a short burst of return fire, then get shot in the back and die.

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Red Orchestra 2, Barracks map.

[Mr Space Cat]

Asylum Demon. Thrice. My poor FPS and inexperience with the controls didn't help.

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Dark Souls

[Mech#4]

Leave my houses alone! No! Don't send that huge guy with a chainsaw over! Dammit I don't have any policemen left to stop him. My hippie can't do anything and I've got tenants dying all over the place and a lack of tier 1s.

Now you're attacking my factories. Bah, I've had enough, time to quit.


Constructor.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Stepped into Belfry Luna, immediately get invaded by one dude, am in the process of killing him and I get invaded by another. Could have taken him too, but I rolled off a cliff.

Dark Souls 2