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[Akura]

Was born in Vietnam as a guy. Ended up doing only one year of school work and tried to bribe the officials not to draft me at 18, unfortunately that didn't work and I ended up serving in the military for 3 years. Took up smoking and got a wife. Got a quick job to earn a little extra money and had a kid. A year or so passed then I illegally emigrated to New York where I became a street vendor and eked out a meager living, definitely a lot better than Vietnam. Sadly however, ten or so years passed until I died at the ripe age of 45. The lesson to be learned here is not to pick up smoking. D:

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Real Lives 2010

I was going to say the lesson here was not to get a wife, but that would be wrong.

[Eotyrannus]

The humans are all on a rock. This rock has been killing everyone due to the copious amounts of humans on it, but everyone's a raptor so I decide that's where the problem is at. I pick the Carnotaur class, and go over to the door, before going up to full speed and preparing to smash them all into oblivion.

A few seconds later, I'm dead and I haven't even touched them. It was a fair while before the dinosaurs broke the turtle.

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Primal Carnage

[Graknorke]

Trying to unlock all the genes in Plague inc. evolved, but the game has decided it'll be uncooperative. To my annoyance.

On casual, there's always that ONE country that REFUSES to get infected.

Canada? Or Greenland?

[Graknorke]

Trying to unlock all the genes in Plague inc. evolved, but the game has decided it'll be uncooperative. To my annoyance.

On casual, there's always that ONE country that REFUSES to get infected.

Canada? Or Greenland?

It's always an island.

Greenland, Iceland, Madagascar, Indonesia, Australia...

Canada remains uninfected for a good while, though.

I only ever have problems with the cold-and-unremarkable-three; being Iceland, Greenland, and Canada. So hard to infect.

[Mr Space Cat]

Got blown apart by a mancubus. Ran into said Mancubus out in the open, caught between fighting the mancubus, or a baron of hell in the other room.

I ran away from the mancubus. The first rocket blast knocked me into the room with the baron, out of the mancubus' line of sight. I started running and took a step away. The second volley of rockets hit the wall behind me, and the explosions killed me.

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DoomRL

[Iceblaster]

Decide to play prospector again after many months of not playing.

The final away team before suffocating to death due to accidental auto explore getting us to a difficult to get out of position.

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However, I learned something!

Don't use auto explore.

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Prospector

[Iceblaster]

Hmmm? Stock Market?

Mind elaborating on how that works? Sounds like a late game thing

[Mr Space Cat]

Blasted by a mancubus again.

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DoomRL

[hops]

Now I want to play DoomRL, and actual Doom games as well.

[flame99]

I ended up slipping into one of the acid pits you can't escape from in the third level, first episode THREE TIMES.

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Brutal Doom

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I can no longer play a beloved game that I was never able to purchase as shareware, because it's 16 bit and I now have a 64 bit OS. The final veil of adulthood has parted and now there is nothing left but the long walk into the scorched earth of old age, and finally, death in a forgotten corner of some desolate place.

I never thought I would welcome its embrace.

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Exile: Escape From the Pit

[Tiruin]

I can no longer play a beloved game that I was never able to purchase as shareware, because it's 16 bit and I now have a 64 bit OS. The final veil of adulthood has parted and now there is nothing left but the long walk into the scorched earth of old age, and finally, death in a forgotten corner of some desolate place.

I never thought I would welcome its embrace.

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Exile: Escape From the Pit

OHGODS.
Wait, is this the game wherein you've a choice between an archer and a swordsman and it's a top-down viewpoint and your enemies are goblins, orcs, spiders and rock golems?
It seems VERY FAMILIAR in the name. >_> Though it somehow stops at after level 10.

Was a good game.

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That's my death.
Game abruptly ends without saying :I

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Nope, this is one where you start in a cave and you have to beg a guy for some stone knives and food so you don't die of starvation, and upgrades to metal are a huge deal.

[Tiruin]

Cursed similar titles.


Planetside II.

TUTORIAL: DONE
> Heeds the call for reinforcements.
DROP POD!

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And only under a minute or whatever and them POP. DED.
You've been shot by '[high ranking blue guy]'.

...I don't even.

[EnigmaticHat]

The main way to have fun as a pubby in PS2, in my experience, is to find where the big mass of other pubbies is.  Usually they'll be spawning on a Sunderer, which is a vehicle that can deploy as a mobile spawn point.

Even if you're bad you can still hand out ammo, revives, or fire rockets vaguely in the enemy's general direction.  Its kind of like Battlefield in that way.

Oh and the sniper class is useless, but it doesn't require teamwork so it can be sort of fun to play as, until you inevitably find yourself facing a tank.