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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9225 on: July 14, 2013, 07:59:56 pm »
I used to be a miner, then I took an arrow to the knee.. and elbow.. stomach.. hip.. groin.. everything.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9226 on: July 14, 2013, 11:01:34 pm »
I used to be a dwarf adventurer like you, but then I took on many additional responsibilities and decided to settle down and take a safe, consistent job to support my family.

Just kidding, I got shot in the face and died.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9227 on: July 14, 2013, 11:43:46 pm »
While it wasn't ME who died, a dear patient of mine did.
I was doing well so far.  I had finally managed to rip the last bits of his rib cage out, after almost 8 minutes, and he has only lost about 500 mL of blood so far.  I took out both of his lungs, and started taking out some other thing, but it was connected by a vein/artery/some strip of flesh.  So I took the power saw thingie and started to cut into it, but I accidentally let go of several keys, and dropped it into the chest cavity.  It took nearly 10 or so seconds to get it out, and by this point he has lost a lot of blood and is losing more at around 17 mL/s.  I move over to the left stand, but I can't find the needle.  I then look to the left, and it's rolled a bit underneath the plastic tray.  When trying to get it out, I accidentally stab myself, getting high on whatever the hell is in it, and I switch to trying to find the other needle.  Eventually I find it, stab myself with that, and spend about a minute trying to pick up the first needle, somehow not stabbing myself.  I then stop the bleeding, with only about 200 mL of blood remaining.  I then stab him again when trying to cut the vein with a scalpel, and when getting the needle I knock it to the ground.   So at this point I just quit and grab the saw and go straight for the jugular. 
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9228 on: July 15, 2013, 04:55:06 am »
Do not mess with the Pope.He will stab you in the chest.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9229 on: July 15, 2013, 06:14:41 am »
I set up an OK Corral-esque scenario between some humans, hoping for an interesting fight. Instead, as soon as I fired my first shot the battle started going by without me. When my turn next came around, I found that I had been shot in the lower body, destroying my lower spine and somehow making my guts pop out. I'd passed out from the pain, and my team lost badly in the battle that followed. Those that weren't shot in the head or heart passed out from the pain and soaked up bolts like nobody's business. I bled out before the battle ended.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9230 on: July 15, 2013, 11:11:12 am »
Quote from: pisskop on July 15, 2013, 04:55:06 am
Do not mess with the Pope.He will stab you in the chest.

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As for me... you guys know that Drake hanging near the Shadow Fort?  Well you probably don't.  I tried to kill it for its exceptional loot.  First time, cooked by fire breath.  2nd time, eaten.  3rd time, picked up and slammed.
Each time, 1 hit KO from full life.  I managed to bring down at least 1 health bar...  probably need a more varied party then just 4 sorcerers.

The one highlight is that my party can now murder chimeras, ogres and cyclops in a single spell volley... if they give the time to cast.  It is also satisfying to 10-fold shot a cyclops in the eyes, taking like half a bar of its life.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9231 on: July 15, 2013, 12:27:31 pm »
^ Anno Domini 1257

I heard they stopped working on it, but it is fun and Im rather late playing this game . . . The ai was certainly better in the diplomacy mod . . .
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9232 on: July 15, 2013, 04:23:45 pm »
Cock and fucking balls

"I'm a little nervous, so i'm turning the lights off!"

Oh, this shouldn't be that baOH GOD ENEMY ADVANTAGE

Shit this fight isn't going to be fun. Three enslaved beasts supported by two killing hands.

Fuck.

Killing hands use rebellion (raises crit chance) > two enslaved beasts who use Swift strike (2-3 hits on each party member.)

Crits on me and Yosuke, third SS takes me down for an insta-kill.

FUCK!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9233 on: July 15, 2013, 04:51:52 pm »
I was infiltrating some crime-lord wedding in Mississippi. The bit where there's confederate flags everywhere and every body cavity on a person contains a weapon of some kind. Anyway, I strolled into the garden area and saw a fighting circle type deal. I walked into the middle and headbutted a guy to start fighting himself. Being sober, it was pretty easy to just punch him every time he got near. Everyone around was looking upon the fight pretty passively, but when he got knocked out it changed.
They all went over and treated it like they'd found a body, going to fetch a guard etc. Thing is that because it was an acceptable fight there was no perpetrator. Some people were even pointing at the body as the person who did it. Eventually a guard woke him up. Problem was that he was still an enemy of me after the fight, but he was no longer in boxing mode. This meant he followed normal combat rules and pulled a gun on me. Because of how the AI works, so did everyone else near enough to see. That was something along the lines of 15 six-shooters being fired at me. Shockingly enough, that was the cause of death.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9234 on: July 15, 2013, 06:35:44 pm »
Blowing myself up in a glorious explosion of Bro, several red barrels, and five terrorists. God damn this game is awesome.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9235 on: July 15, 2013, 10:44:59 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on July 15, 2013, 06:35:44 pm
Blowing myself up in a glorious explosion of Bro, several red barrels, and five terrorists. God damn this game is awesome.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9236 on: July 15, 2013, 10:45:48 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on July 15, 2013, 10:44:59 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on July 15, 2013, 06:35:44 pm
Blowing myself up in a glorious explosion of Bro, several red barrels, and five terrorists. God damn this game is awesome.

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the fuck do you people find these games
First I heard about it was from Jesse Cox. Haven't actually played it yet though.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9237 on: July 15, 2013, 11:07:24 pm »
Turns out, firing in A biofuel area is not A good idea unless you like being roasted.  :P

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9238 on: July 15, 2013, 11:16:08 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on July 15, 2013, 10:45:48 pm
Quote from: ggamer on July 15, 2013, 10:44:59 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on July 15, 2013, 06:35:44 pm
Blowing myself up in a glorious explosion of Bro, several red barrels, and five terrorists. God damn this game is awesome.

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the fuck do you people find these games
First I heard about it was from Jesse Cox. Haven't actually played it yet though.
Yup. God bless youtubers who review indie games.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9239 on: July 15, 2013, 11:16:47 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on July 15, 2013, 10:45:48 pm
Quote from: ggamer on July 15, 2013, 10:44:59 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on July 15, 2013, 06:35:44 pm
Blowing myself up in a glorious explosion of Bro, several red barrels, and five terrorists. God damn this game is awesome.

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the fuck do you people find these games
First I heard about it was from Jesse Cox. Haven't actually played it yet though.
It's great, would bro again.
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