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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Got voted out of office in the Conflict: MEPS fan remake by only 2% of the vote, even though I fulfilled one of my two campaign promises (bring democracy to Lebanon, which succeeded, and get in a war with Egypt, which failed). In the last three games before that I got overtaken and hanged by Syria. It would be much easier if I didn't have to spend 80% of my resources keeping the Palestinians from rising up against me.

[MaximumZero]

Held elections, then lost them due to a volcano burning down my only tenement and a bunch of farms.

Tropico 4.

[Remuthra]

Stunlocked several hundred times by Asari Biotics.

Mass Effect

[Zyro]

Walked into a house to get a quest, but the hamlet was populated by supermutants who ripped me to pieces when I opened the door.
DF fallout mod.

[Mephisto]

Repeatedly got burnt to a crisp by psycho firebreathers and a big guy with a fiery repeating pistol and giant pickaxe.

When I say it like that, it just sounds silly...

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Borderlands 2. At low levels, Zero seems to not be very suited to solo play. I had to resort to whittling away Flint's health from the ledge that you're supposed to drop down from to fight him.

[Lightningfalcon]

Stunlocked several hundred times by Asari Biotics.

Mass Effect

There are some things you can do to help cancel that with armor upgrades


I was playing Cataclysm, and I went north to a town.  After a few mishaps, I was running away from a bunch of zombies.  I eventualyl found a school bus, and I used that to get away.  I went deeper into a town, but eventually I had to turn so that I could get out.  I broadsided a house, and utterly destroyed the  bus.  I proceeded to start running ahead of the giant horde behind me, and eventually made it to science lab, which I entered.  I jumped down, right into a bunch of securabots. 

[tryrar]

Was jumping along the cliffside path back up to my portal in the nether...when I discovered the hard way an express cute straight down into lava. Good thing I didn't have anything really valuable on me....

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Minecraft, if it wasn't obvious

[Akura]

Bees! Surrounded by BEES! Damn things took out my opponent before I even knew about him, then tore down my castle before ripping me to shreds.

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Magic Carpet

[Sirus]

Accidentally sent a koopa shell through a portal and right back into me.

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Mari0

[Parsely]

Stabbed to death by an elite guard on the first level. I've never played the game before and I still don't understand why they can hear me coming even while I'm crouched and slow walking.. And clearly I'm meant to walk behind them because they have the key to the next area.

EDIT: Wait.. What if I waited in the shadows near their route, then when one walked by I lifted the key off of him? That just might work!

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Thief: The Dark Project - Hard Difficulty

[TripJack]

EDIT: Wait.. What if I waited in the shadows near their route, then when one walked by I lifted the key off of him? That just might work!

the lean forward key is your friend

[Parsely]

EDIT: Wait.. What if I waited in the shadows near their route, then when one walked by I lifted the key off of him? That just might work!

the lean forward key is your friend

Good to know. <3

[varnish]

Landmines, my eternal enemy. There weren't even any tell-tale mounds of dirt to warn me, just an open, friendly looking field. Which I guess is how real landmines work, but still!

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Cataclysm DDA

[hops]

I thought I could get in a last hit on Alduin, but then his goddamn meteor fell on me before I could heal.

[Sirus]

I thought I could get in a last hit on Alduin, but then his goddamn meteor fell on me before I could heal.

Prepare yourself. More meteors are approaching >:C