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Tiruin

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4995 on: February 25, 2012, 11:57:57 pm »
Oh look, going down the Vaults, this is easy. Nothing can withstand my powers. I did this before.

OHMYGOODNESSIDONTEVEN-

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Wow. The Vaults are scarier that what I realized. Hello one-man army.

I completed the game in early 7.2 version. Can't believe how many things changed... Can't wipe out the memory of a bloodstained warfield just near a stairwell. And now to update my diary of a crawler...I really miss T.S.O.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4996 on: February 26, 2012, 12:54:26 am »
I collapsed not 1, not 2, but three fortresses down on myself. The last one finally did me in... but I'll be damned if I didn't take out at least 6 red knights, an archer in the spire, and the other dude who thought he was an engineer.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4997 on: February 26, 2012, 01:02:05 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on February 26, 2012, 12:54:26 am
I collapsed not 1, not 2, but three fortresses down on myself. The last one finally did me in... but I'll be damned if I didn't take out at least 6 red knights, an archer in the spire, and the other dude who thought he was an engineer.

Valiant Sapper is Valiant.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4998 on: February 26, 2012, 01:46:58 am »
Dah, comrade. Just got back into playing it. They've refined it quite a bit, what with the new shops and utility stuff... I'm considering buying the full version!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4999 on: February 26, 2012, 03:44:42 am »
APPARENTLY teleport takes a single bloody round to activate.
In which time say, Mamon Souldrinker can bond with you and deal (the remaining) 15% of your health in damage, finishing you off with a single point of fire damage (since he could have also set you on fire and put you at 1000 degrees as well).
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5000 on: February 26, 2012, 06:23:27 am »
Yet another siege... I pitch my rabble and hoplites in the port for incoming attack of two enemies... And then Ares appears, destroys the palace (destroying my army banners in process), and his army of spartans roams around the palace site so I cannot re-build it to get my army back.

Reload!

This time I manage to delay the attacks with some gifts of wine, olives and olive oil, but the enemies came back. Ares wasn't around anymore, though. I repel one siege with large losses but that was the main enemy, so not only I survived but also made myself indepentent and thus, no more tributes. And then second army appears from other city, as large as the first one. My rabble kills few soldiers before I succumb to invasion.

Reload!

Third time, I say to myself, I will win. 'Ha, ha, nope!', says the game. Situation like above, but I bribed the first army and defeated the second... Then Hera appeared, causing all of the world to hate me, so just one year later I have 3 armies down on me. First army bribed, second repelled, and third got through and destroyed me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5001 on: February 26, 2012, 10:05:51 am »
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1 shot more would have killed it. Fallen Earth.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5002 on: February 26, 2012, 01:36:40 pm »
Apparently, you should not attempt to make a 'chaos cannon' out of nukes?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5003 on: February 26, 2012, 02:00:14 pm »
After unloading my revolver into the chief engineer's chest, I realised he was still alive. I went up to him and started to strangle him, but he managed to call for help. Security were en-route to the engine. Not wishing to face torture, I took him outside and tried to throw him into the singularity. Both of our bodies were flung at least 4 stations away. Then an admin ressurected us both as MMIs.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5004 on: February 26, 2012, 02:10:26 pm »
Giant green horses keep coming up from behind me and I can't kill them with ~2 shots, which is my main method of doing stuff (shoot it a couple times and hope it's dead).
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5005 on: February 26, 2012, 02:43:51 pm »
I lost so many Baby Alpacas in that collapse.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5006 on: February 26, 2012, 03:04:03 pm »
Quote from: Edio on February 26, 2012, 02:43:51 pm
I lost so many Baby Alpacas in that collapse.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5007 on: February 26, 2012, 06:50:37 pm »
Me- 'Oh hey, I've got the victory points rather early, I think I have this game in the bag!'
*hears noise*
'Oh, what's that?'
*sees column of German Tanks rolling on up the road*
~FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5008 on: February 26, 2012, 06:54:20 pm »
Quote from: jc6036 on February 26, 2012, 06:50:37 pm
Me- 'Oh hey, I've got the victory points rather early, I think I have this game in the bag!'
*hears noise*
'Oh, what's that?'
*sees column of German Tanks rolling on up the road*
~FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5009 on: February 26, 2012, 08:05:46 pm »
Got slagged from orbit by a dozen dreadnaughts plain and simply. One should always take the high ground, and there is no higher ground then outer space as I learned to my chagrin.
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