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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16560 on: February 24, 2016, 11:15:13 pm »

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She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16561 on: February 24, 2016, 11:21:31 pm »

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She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.
Just about everyone has a silly little tidbit like that.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16562 on: February 24, 2016, 11:26:18 pm »

That figures. It just still kinda strikes me as odd though. I'm not sure why. Probably the bit about the thighs.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16563 on: February 24, 2016, 11:55:59 pm »

but it's IMPORTANT
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16564 on: February 25, 2016, 12:08:22 am »

Because sometimes, very occasionally, it bugs out and you get to play in Neo-mode for a minute or so.

Generally this occurs during someone attempting a dual-wield power attack (the one where they do some silly little dance. It can theoretically hit 4-6 times, so the time slow thing stacks. It's kinda silly, but I was always amused by it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16565 on: February 25, 2016, 05:34:00 am »

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She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.

So, who does have the best thighs in the army? Supply pics if possible.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16566 on: February 25, 2016, 05:35:27 am »

A retroactive failure on my part: I keep forgetting to take surface samples and EVA reports! As my missions start to land farther and farther away from the Space Center, that's valuable Science I'm losing each mission by recovering the craft as soon as it touches down. Uggghhh.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16567 on: February 25, 2016, 06:26:55 am »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16568 on: February 25, 2016, 08:55:11 am »

I start out as a stronk brawler REAL MAN in the cryo facility and go scavengin' as usual. I avoid freezing to death and even punch the brains out of some dog. I march south. I found a man a woman, the latter hanging from a slope, and the former trying to not let here fall. While they were having their romantic moment, I stole their shit, including a really nice backpack. The woman fell and died, and I carefreely walked off south west.

I gather loadsa equipment, a meat cleaver and made myself a sling. I decided that weaponry is for pussies, so I dropped it into the sand and went to beat some fegit up. I encounter a man with a blue scarf, a hunting rifle and a crowbar. I do the logical thing and charge the motherfucker with my manly fists. He tries to shoot me thrice and misses each time. Then he bonks me in the head with the crowbar. I get internal bleeding, a concussion and lose a few more brain cells. I beat him up, though, by headbutting him, then stomping his eyeballs out of his asshole. I grab his gear and march west, to the coast.

On the way, I punch another dude to death, he had a pistol but no ammunition to fire with. Another gun to my collection of loot. I have good gear and now mostly managed to heal the head whackin' I got earlier. I head north, northeast, then southeast, back towards the cryo place I woke up in. I say hi to a passing eldritch abomination, and nap. I wake up rested at night, so I decided to go east, to Detroit. Then, an encounter! I try to run away.

Player has died of cardiac arrest.

...Wait, wut?

I read the post death log, and it seems something poked my torso (an unknown assailant) and I basically went omflaghbab and died. Instantly. My best run that was so goddamn awesome ended in such a filthy fucking way. I'm way sad and really angry now.

Neo Scavenger.

EDIT: I fixed a few grammar and interpunctional mistakes I comitted. I also changed "got even more retarded" to "lost a few more brain cells". Also now I added the game name.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 10:41:07 am by SaberToothTiger »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16569 on: February 25, 2016, 09:31:32 am »

*picture of yooge asteroid headed for eart*
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16570 on: February 25, 2016, 10:42:25 am »

Edited. Also, I might just add more dank utub videos, because two is not enough for mister swanky dank mcgroove, eg. me.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16571 on: February 25, 2016, 12:38:16 pm »

So, who does have the best thighs in the army? Supply pics if possible.

Rhajat, apparently. Or at least that's what her profile states. I would supply pics if I could...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16572 on: February 25, 2016, 12:57:32 pm »

Spoiler: Rhajat (click to show/hide)
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16573 on: February 25, 2016, 02:27:48 pm »

That doesn't show off her thighs, SB. Geez. Get with the program already.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16574 on: February 25, 2016, 02:35:42 pm »

So building tall things out of slippery ice can be a bit hazardous

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