I start out as a
stronk brawler REAL MAN in the cryo facility and go scavengin' as usual. I avoid freezing to death and even punch the brains out of some dog. I march south. I found a man a woman, the latter hanging from a slope, and the former trying to not let here fall. While they were having their romantic moment, I stole their shit, including a really nice backpack. The woman fell and died, and I carefreely walked off south west.
I gather loadsa equipment, a meat cleaver and made myself a sling.
I decided that weaponry is for pussies, so I dropped it into the sand and went to beat some fegit up. I encounter a man with a blue scarf, a hunting rifle and a crowbar. I do the logical thing and charge the motherfucker with my manly fists. He tries to shoot me thrice and misses each time. Then he bonks me in the head with the crowbar. I get internal bleeding, a concussion and lose a few more brain cells. I beat him up, though, by headbutting him, then stomping his eyeballs out of his asshole. I grab his gear and march west, to the coast.
On the way, I punch another dude to death, he had a pistol but no ammunition to fire with. Another gun to my collection of loot. I have good gear and now mostly managed to heal the head whackin' I got earlier. I head north, northeast, then southeast, back towards the cryo place I woke up in. I say hi to a passing eldritch abomination, and nap. I wake up rested at night, so I decided to go east, to Detroit. Then, an encounter! I try to run away.
Player has died of cardiac arrest.
...Wait, wut?
I read the post death log, and it seems something poked my torso (an unknown assailant) and I basically went omflaghbab and died. Instantly. My best run that was so goddamn awesome ended in such a filthy fucking way. I'm way sad and really angry now.
Neo Scavenger.
EDIT: I fixed a few grammar and interpunctional mistakes I comitted. I also changed "got even more retarded" to "lost a few more brain cells". Also now I added the game name.