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[USEC_OFFICER]

She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.

[Sirus]

She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.

Just about everyone has a silly little tidbit like that.

[USEC_OFFICER]

That figures. It just still kinda strikes me as odd though. I'm not sure why. _{Probably the bit about the thighs.}

[SOLDIER First]

but it's IMPORTANT

[Reudh]

Because sometimes, very occasionally, it bugs out and you get to play in Neo-mode for a minute or so.

Generally this occurs during someone attempting a dual-wield power attack (the one where they do some silly little dance. It can theoretically hit 4-6 times, so the time slow thing stacks. It's kinda silly, but I was always amused by it.

[Akura]

She is the loudest drinker in the army.

Thanks Fire Emblem. This is definitely important information to know in the game, just like who has the best thighs in the army.

So, who does have the best thighs in the army? Supply pics if possible.

[itisnotlogical]

A retroactive failure on my part: I keep forgetting to take surface samples and EVA reports! As my missions start to land farther and farther away from the Space Center, that's valuable Science I'm losing each mission by recovering the craft as soon as it touches down. Uggghhh.

Kerbal Space Program.

[SOLDIER First]

Akura: Possible spoilers.

[SaberToothTiger]

I start out as a stronk brawler REAL MAN in the cryo facility and go scavengin' as usual. I avoid freezing to death and even punch the brains out of some dog. I march south. I found a man a woman, the latter hanging from a slope, and the former trying to not let here fall. While they were having their romantic moment, I stole their shit, including a really nice backpack. The woman fell and died, and I carefreely walked off south west.

I gather loadsa equipment, a meat cleaver and made myself a sling. I decided that weaponry is for pussies, so I dropped it into the sand and went to beat some fegit up. I encounter a man with a blue scarf, a hunting rifle and a crowbar. I do the logical thing and charge the motherfucker with my manly fists. He tries to shoot me thrice and misses each time. Then he bonks me in the head with the crowbar. I get internal bleeding, a concussion and lose a few more brain cells. I beat him up, though, by headbutting him, then stomping his eyeballs out of his asshole. I grab his gear and march west, to the coast.

On the way, I punch another dude to death, he had a pistol but no ammunition to fire with. Another gun to my collection of loot. I have good gear and now mostly managed to heal the head whackin' I got earlier. I head north, northeast, then southeast, back towards the cryo place I woke up in. I say hi to a passing eldritch abomination, and nap. I wake up rested at night, so I decided to go east, to Detroit. Then, an encounter! I try to run away.

Player has died of cardiac arrest.

...Wait, wut?

I read the post death log, and it seems something poked my torso (an unknown assailant) and I basically went omflaghbab and died. Instantly. My best run that was so goddamn awesome ended in such a filthy fucking way. I'm way sad and really angry now.

Neo Scavenger.

EDIT: I fixed a few grammar and interpunctional mistakes I comitted. I also changed "got even more retarded" to "lost a few more brain cells". Also now I added the game name.

[hector13]

*picture of yooge asteroid headed for eart*

[SaberToothTiger]

Edited. Also, I might just add more dank utub videos, because two is not enough for mister swanky dank mcgroove, eg. me.

[USEC_OFFICER]

So, who does have the best thighs in the army? Supply pics if possible.

Rhajat, apparently. Or at least that's what her profile states. _{I would supply pics if I could...}

[SOLDIER First]

Spoiler: Rhajat (click to show/hide)

[USEC_OFFICER]

That doesn't show off her thighs, SB. Geez. Get with the program already.

[WillowLuman]

So building tall things out of slippery ice can be a bit hazardous

Minecraft