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flabort

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #525 on: August 20, 2013, 08:02:48 pm »

I need that second last one.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #526 on: August 24, 2013, 08:24:25 pm »

I could have sworn I'd seen "LustrousPaddled" on here before.
But my newest fort? Happens to be named that too.

((Oh, hey, double post. Oh, well, sort of a bump, too.))
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #527 on: September 06, 2013, 02:00:22 pm »

Well well, this made me laugh, I just started a fortress and the pre-generated name was 'oarfondled' yes, oar-fondled. Perhaps the goblin child-snatchers are particularly twisted in this region? Who knows...

P.S. I do realise this is an old thread, but I searched up funny dwarf fortress names on google after beginning this new fortress - and this came up, and I thought this would be hard to beat!

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #528 on: September 06, 2013, 02:32:26 pm »

Libash Morulthak Saramozleb Eren, or Libash Pagelock, the Great Disappearance of Liberties was my bad-ass military miner/mayor. And apparently a tyrant. I dunno, all he ever wanted was mugs. Though he did personally cave in the skulls of four dwarves who failed the mandates. He also downed two goblins, four cave crawlers, three cave dragons, and the master of the goblin civ, a giant, brown, furry turtle that spewed webs.

I also have a unicorn in my current fort named Tinchew, who earned that name after biting a goblin in half.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #529 on: September 06, 2013, 04:06:27 pm »

Just genned a world wich had an area called the forest of fondling.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #530 on: September 06, 2013, 05:52:18 pm »

Just genned a world wich had an area called the forest of fondling.

Those elves, man... They really are nature lovers.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #531 on: September 06, 2013, 06:00:07 pm »

"The ocean of water." Nuff said.
Also, the first fortress I made was called "Epicfail".
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« Reply #532 on: September 06, 2013, 09:37:45 pm »

I recently had a fort where the group name was "The Tender sacks" with the fort name of "Pantcrabs"  Its no wonder their sacks were tender.    The really ironic bit was the civilization name was "Thin Ashen Rags"  and I lost the fort to a tantrum spiral kicked off because I forgot to get a clothing industry going
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #533 on: September 07, 2013, 12:21:27 am »

Unfortunately, my current fort got destroyed. But I did get a handful of interesting names out of it.

Amongst the named zombies were:
Friendfell, who was one of the first of my dwarves to turn,
Pleatedgrip, a severed goblin hand,
Adoreliving,
Bastionproblem,
Smashedvessel, who is indeed, one pretty smashed up kobold,
Warnedskulls,
a unicorn skeleton earned the title Languishedrevered the Guard of Deification,
Frightenedknight, former axe-dorf,
Graspinghairs, unfortunately not actually made of hair,
and finally Tooththreat, the severed unicorn skull.

All that's left is my mayor, who is still, happily I might add, going about his business, and one bad-ass unicorn named Steamhatchet the Pastime of Soul, who is still ripping corpses apart, continuing the fight of his brethren Pagenoble, Toolshocks, Knightedmansions, Treatysnarl, Earthdriven, and the aforementioned Tinchew. He probably has a kill count in the hundreds by now, and isn't showing any signs of stopping.

Edit: created a copy of the save and abandoned. 421 notable kills, 2357 other kills, all corpses! My guess was a ways off...
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« Reply #534 on: September 07, 2013, 09:49:44 am »

Okay, I've found one that is almost perfect.

"ActSurprise, the Random Pregnancy of Goats"

If only I could pick  "Surprised" for the 2nd word the title would be perfect.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #535 on: September 07, 2013, 11:41:54 pm »

My most recent worldgen produced some really great names, such that I finally decided to register for the forums.

I think the best is, of all things, a Human creation: a group called "The Fabulous Group" from "The Muscular Kingdoms".

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #536 on: September 09, 2013, 03:31:31 pm »

'winternet' was the name of a fortress I recently abandoned. Didn't realize it until I saw an engraving about the death of a gobbo there.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #537 on: September 14, 2013, 10:14:34 pm »

I just embarked on the lair of Uktang Cryptdusk, a type of night-creature called a narrow man.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He is broad and fat.

I have a fat wide narrow man.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #538 on: September 27, 2013, 09:29:51 am »

My adventurer did battle with a bandit overlord known as Adoregrasps the Fondling of Blazes.

I set the whole room on fire with his body in it to ensure that nobody would ever know of his existence.

My fortress is also called Fortressball. And it's founding group, The Bodices of Breaching.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #539 on: September 28, 2013, 02:40:16 am »

I've got a few....
Staffswallows, founded by The Rack of Thunder
Meatytunnel, founded by The Creamy Mountain
Chamberwars, founded by The Fresh Corridors

and then one that is totally badass, so i had to throw it in.
Metalsouls, founded by The Fires of Silver
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