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[Staalo]

The dwarven deity of birth, pregnancy and family is named Girtol the Garish Date. Girtol most often takes the form of a male dwarf, presumably one with a questionable dress sense.

[Dirst]

A goblin dark pit located in The Friendly Dune.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Ushat Vathez, "The Basement of Virgins"

The Basement of Virgins was a dwarven civilization of the Plane of Griffons.  It's been plagued by ettins (five), hydras (nine), bronze colossi (three), shadow creatures (two), rocs (eleven), dragons (seven), trolls (two), zombie rocs (two), shadow trolls (two), monsters of shadow (two), and monsters of the night (two).  It was finally routed, in the early spring of 98, by the hydra Asas Matchduty the Fame of Pulp.  It had twelve monarchs in 98 years.  That's an average of eight years per monarch.  Yeesh.  This is on the North America world-gen, so maybe that's what actually happened!

[Corona688]

The Anvil of Chewing.

The Anvil of Chewing.

[utunnels]

I noticed two history figures were called Wallmurdered and Boatmastered.

[Staalo]

During an adventure my dwarf happened upon a lair called Strokepit the Unnameable Vulgarities.

[DAPARROT]

Fortress called soakedwalls. Sadly i abandoned it due to accidentally embarking in an area with no other civs before I could accidentally flood it with an atempt at using the river to make an underground tree farm.

[cyberTripping]

I was making a new fort, was tabbing through the different modes like neighbors and civs and such when I saw this (Second civ down)

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The crewed oil. Ha. Haha. Haahahahaha!
There's also the staff of rising but they're nothing compared to homophones.

[Corona688]

That's downright clever, that is.

[NJW2000]

There are no bodices in the game. Why does the word come up everywhere? Steampunk dwarves ?

[jaw2233]

"This is a masterfuly designed engraving of damsto nightmareskins and nidea paddlefins, nidea is stricking down damsto" 'nuff said

[NJW2000]

A bronze battle axe was just named Polishdabbled the Tragic Butterfly by one of my dwarves.

Not sure why, but I find this hilarious.

[SimRobert2001]

A goblin dark pit located in The Friendly Dune.

the spice mist flow.

[utunnels]

My current dwarven group is called 'The Bodice of Nuts'.

[flabort]

A bronze battle axe was just named Polishdabbled the Tragic Butterfly by one of my dwarves.

Not sure why, but I find this hilarious.

Because battle axes are shaped like butterfly wings?

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