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[nenjin]

Apply directly to the forehead.

[Great Order]

I don't want to get into the details of it, but damn, some anarcho-capitalists I got into an argument with are flipping delusional.

Suppose it sort of comes with the territory of combining anarchism with an inherently hierarchical structure.

[Egan_BW]

There should be no law and also the law should protect my holdings.

[Frumple]

... been around TV a lot more than usual the last few days, needing to keep more eye on grandparents than usual and they get antsy without the noise, but, just.

How the hell do people stand constant sound like this 24/7, or even just while awake? After a few days of this it's starting to literally make me dizzy by the end of the day. Music's at least not as bad as commercial active channels (best use of time machine: go back and brutally murder anyone that tries to develop the cursed things), but... still. It's too damn much, too damn long. It's not like it's genuinely quiet even with the bloody thing off -- there's constant low-key ambient noises from environment and machines -- but I just have trouble wrapping my head around someone actively seeking to avoid even that much slow down in terms of racket.

Just... can't understand folks that are more disturbed by relative peace than incessant relatively loud noise. They're somewhere adjacent to people that basically tailgate in the middle of a storm, it's a wildly alien way of interacting with the world to me

[King Zultan]

So, apparently there's some candy in Finland called "ananasanustappi" (translation: "pineapple butt-plug" in English) due to some error

Using a pineapple as a buttplug seems like a terrible idea, and a buttplug doesn't sound like something you'd want to eat no matter what flavor it is.

[Rolan7]

Definitely a bad idea, pineapple is quite caustic.

[brewer bob]

So, apparently there's some candy in Finland called "ananasanustappi" (translation: "pineapple butt-plug" in English) due to some error

Using a pineapple as a buttplug seems like a terrible idea, and a buttplug doesn't sound like something you'd want to eat no matter what flavor it is.

You'll never know before trying!

[Frumple]

So, apparently there's some candy in Finland called "ananasanustappi" (translation: "pineapple butt-plug" in English) due to some error

Using a pineapple as a buttplug seems like a terrible idea, and a buttplug doesn't sound like something you'd want to eat no matter what flavor it is.

from a quick check, the ones that actually exist (and they actually exist, 30 something bucks on etsy for the first hit, "sweet booty bling candy butt plug") basically have the candy part on the bit that stays on the outside

so

there you go

[Egan_BW]

where's the fun in that

[hector13]

Probably in not sticking your insides together with wet sugar.

[MorleyDev]

Probably in not sticking your insides together with wet sugar.

I'll take "ways to get a yeast infection" for 800...

[King Zultan]

That would make for a weird game of Jeopardy.

from a quick check, the ones that actually exist (and they actually exist, 30 something bucks on etsy for the first hit, "sweet booty bling candy butt plug") basically have the candy part on the bit that stays on the outside

so

there you go

For 30 dollars why not go the all the way and make the entire thing edible?

[Frumple]

Hell if I know. Maybe whoever made it just really liked ring pops and couldn't figure out a better way to stick one up someone's bum.

[Great Order]

I think my perception of time's been buggered by Paradox games.

See, ten years ago I was still a teenager. Me being a teenager feels like a lifetime ago. I'm really not the same person as I was back then, my dad was alive, I knew almost nobody I'm friends with now, none of them were at university because we were all still in school, it's not even been a decade since I last saw some of the people in my year.

And yet, ten years also feels like absolutely no time in the grand scheme of things. Despite how long a decade feels, if I was told I had a decade to live I'd think that's far, far, far too short. Nothing happens in a decade, people don't change much. And I think it's because Paradox games actually anchor stuff to a date and timespan that vanishes in front of your eyes that my brain's thinking like that. It's not some arbitrary turn system, or "X years" in some system that's too divorced from reality to make sense like the Civilization games.

Ultimately I'm hoping for some life-extension technology at least. I mean, I want to be able to do everything I want and leave this universe on my own terms, but more time will do me.


You know, I think my depression, recovery and trans-ness has done something to me. It's like I'm experiencing or have experienced a severe psychological shift in how I see the world and my own life. I don't know if this is good or bad, guess I'll just have to see.

[Vector]

My housemate/landlady finally figured out that I'm not cis after a year of living together and, contrary to what I expected/what usually happens, started treating me like a shiny pokemon.

Interesting. I could get used to this.