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[MCreeper]

Dark Souls 2 character editor. Why does eyebrow height affects everything except eyebrow height? Why does changing color of... whatever it is around eyes, damn you russian localisation, changes color of lips? Why does default female character looks like a trap wannabe, so one can't just calmly skip this pointless hoolabaloo? AAAAARRRGHHH!
EDIT: I recently found an excellent definition for this kind of editors, "a trowel that thinks it is a scalpel".

[Ziusudra]

You can't edit old tweets right?

Musk hasn't implemented an edit button yet.

He did not, but Twitter did, though only for paid users.

[Eric Blank]

Oh damn, I didn't realize that was serious. She actually is dead then

[King Zultan]

It's weird to think of the UK without a queen.

[JoshuaFH]

So, eh, who inherits Excalibur?

[Frumple]

whoever cuts it off first

[LordBaal]

The first that sorts out the crypt of Merlin gets it.

[TamerVirus]

So, eh, who inherits Excalibur?

King Arthur, duh.
But Charles decided to become Charles 3rd Strike so he’s disqualified

[brewer bob]

So, apparently there's some candy in Finland called "ananasanustappi" (translation: "pineapple butt-plug" in English) due to some error at a Swedish candy factory or sumthin', and the company has been using that name (because, why not?) and got some warning from The Council of Ethics in Advertising because of it.

[Il Palazzo]

It's weird to think of the UK without a queen.

From a meme I saw:
I can't believe they're going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Mathel]

Well dang. I wish luck to whoever becomes the next monarch of the UK.

I have my own WTF:

Don't wear that facemask, it'll mess up your lungs.

Seriously, these people telling me that wearing a facemask will mess up my lungs, while working in a dusty environment, seem quite crazy.

[hector13]

It’s just the liberal elite peddling more of their lies.

I’ve been working with *cough* asbestos for years without *cough* a mask and I’m fine *cough*

[MrRoboto75]

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation.

[Frumple]

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation.

that's weird, i just reflexively tried to strangle you through a tablet screen

damn commercials inciting automatic homicide attempts in poor upstanding citizens

[Dunamisdeos]

Nine out of Ten doctors agree that our product will cause murderous rage.