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[pisskop]

Relax Christina Aguilera   

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[scriver]

Ya'll remember banzai kittens?

[martinuzz]

People who made bonsai kittens should be pruned. With a cheese slicer. Three slices per hour, until they fit in a jar.

[scriver]

Lol, right, bonsai. Just a small mix up on my behalf there

[martinuzz]

Just got a call on my mobile with a tape recording saying that there was an arrest warrant out for me bla bla...
Ofcourse I hung up even before hearing the rest of the tape.

WTF, I never got any prank con calls on my mobile before, ever.

[LordBaal]

You heard it, straigth from the horse mouth, Martinuzz, wanted international criminal,

[martinuzz]

It feels so good to be wanted

[MaxTheFox]

People who made bonsai kittens should be pruned. With a cheese slicer. Three slices per hour, until they fit in a jar.

Don't worry, the original images at least were proven fake. Or so I heard.

[TamerVirus]

[scriver]

Friend cube?

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it took three thrift stores, one general supermarket, and three clothing stores to find a plain white button-up dress shirt. The only two or three others I found were in sizes XXL or so.

I wear sized small but compromised for a medium, and then had to spend twenty minutes in line with a couple with no comprehension of pandemic personal space crawling up my ass while I'm trying there trying not to just fuckin' panic and leave.

Life protip- don't be a small man. General advice, shopping sucks. General observation, people are stupid. General wellness recommendation- make sure you eat something before you leave for your day's shopping, or you get to enjoy the wonderful combo emotion called misanthropohangrypaniclightheadedfrustratoverwhelmtionment.

[Dunamisdeos]

I literally cannot remember the last time they sold pants in my size. I think it was like, 10 years ago, minimum. Being large sucks too.

Extra pro tip: Be average size. Then you can just buy things at normal stores for normal prices.

[McTraveller]

Life protip- don't be a small man.

Yes, being enough outside average is a pain.  Clothing size inflation is a thing - last time I tried to buy sneakers/tennis shoes I had to go to the children's section.  I barely managed to find some "adult" hiking/work boots, but even though they claimed it was my size (and I buy based on EU sizing (cm) not whatever goofy US "size" means for shoes) it feels too large.

Trying to find dress shoes is equally painful.

Basically I agree with the sentiment "mass production is awesome, so long as you want the thing being mass produced."