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[martinuzz]

I suspect that will lead to a very smelly starburst in your undies the next day.

[King Zultan]

I don't know about that as I don't make a habit of smelling my underpants.

[hector13]

What if I'm one of the people that eats several different kinds of starburst at the same time?

I liked to do that when I was young, just eat lots of starburst and have a big chewy ball of starburst in my mouth.

[Vector]

I don't know about that as I don't make a habit of smelling my underpants.

Well u better work on that >:O

[LordBaal]

Never before desired with such intensity for an unsubscribe option on these forums.

[None]

Y'know, 'panty sniffer' is a trope as old as time itself. How can such a lascivious behavior exist if one does not, as the metaphor goes, smell what The Rock is cooking?

Hrm. The rock cakes? The boulders? The posterior shear pattern of mica? Sedimentary assgregate rock? The ol' deep sea sulfur vent? Hrm, this isn't getting any better.

[Eric Blank]

The schisty cleavage.

Geology puns are fun. They never get better, and they weren't gneiss to begin with.

There's nothing better than sitting in a crowded college cafeteria and shouting "oh my God look at that slate cleavage!" It's why geologists are predominantly hairy single men.

* I never actually did that

[martinuzz]

Don't forget loudly proclaiming your farts on the Richter scale

[TamerVirus]

Hrm. The rock cakes? The boulders? The posterior shear pattern of mica? Sedimentary assgregate rock? The ol' deep sea sulfur vent? Hrm, this isn't getting any better.

Magma
The answer is magma

[Vector]

Never before desired with such intensity for an unsubscribe option on these forums.

yw

[Frumple]

Lewd geology puns are basically not even trying, tbh. Groin is literally a geology terms, and there's several others of similar construction. Geologists are apparently intensely bored people, for some reason.

[hops]

I guess they just want to get their rocks off.

[Loud Whispers]

Lewd geology puns are basically not even trying, tbh. Groin is literally a geology terms, and there's several others of similar construction. Geologists are apparently intensely bored people, for some reason.

I agree, when you reach the point of lewd geology puns you know you're hitting rock bottom

[scriver]

Geologists? I dunno about english, but I figure it's the same as in Swedish because germanic roots, and all our own nature/geography shape words are body based metaphors

[TD1]

Lewd geology puns are basically not even trying, tbh. Groin is literally a geology terms, and there's several others of similar construction. Geologists are apparently intensely bored people, for some reason.

I agree, when you reach the point of lewd geology puns you know you're hitting rock bottom

Don't insult geology puns you little piece of schist.