https://talktotransformer.com/
Neural networks are both scary and hilarious. Apparently there's a more powerful version of this that can create entire articles from scratch. Who needs writers when the robots can do it for you.
Kinda weird. I just typed in "I wish I could be a " and got this weird semi-literate rant?:
I wish I could be a _____. Maybe you can help! I'm not sure I even want a _____ anymore. It's like I've just gone through puberty!
The girl at the bar is pretty funny. She'll say "Yes. I can do whatever I want." she tells the guy in front of her, like he didn't know him. I was worried he wasn't into me. After I get her number she calls me her "pussy hooker." But then she doesn't even seem to notice the guy in front of her. What the Hell?
I was dating a cute and cute girl. No one told her to say "Yes. I can do whatever I want. Or not, but I have to accept it." I'm dating this dude (a lot of guys call him "Dick" for reasons I do not understand) and this girl, who is in their 30s, but maybe even younger, just happens to be cute enough to be dating him. Is this really the end of the world? We're lucky this girl isn't into my personality.
Edit: Oh wow, its actually pretty smart sometimes. I wrote
Optimus Prime walked up to Prowl to talk to him about the Dinobots.
and it actually ended up involving Megatron as well.
Optimus Prime walked up to Prowl to talk to him about the Dinobots. Prowl was disappointed that he never asked and wanted to get back to his ship. Optimus wished a Happy Birthday to his old friend, but when his old friend died he returned to his ship and was shocked for how he looked when he was young. Despite how Prowl looked, Optimus Prime was actually quite proud of him as he didn't know how big it really was, and Prowl had to ask the Prime himself to stop. His mother made him believe that Optimus Prime and his older sister were born and raised in a human world, as opposed to a synthetic one like humans themselves, though this was before the "Neutron Wars".
As Megatron and his crew were preparing to return Home and Earth from Cybertron, Prowl confronted Megatron about his plans to wipe the planet clean of Autobots. In the words of Prowl's mother, if Prowl's father knew what their
Also, the worst superhero comic plot ever:
Spiderman was bitten by a zombie. The zombies fell and went for him, but were not killed. Instead, he was cured... until he got stabbed in the brain by a zombie. Superman, having recovered, thought he was still alive and walked into Hell to fight them. When he realized that he was dead, he was left to rot in an impostor's house. After being forced to walk around naked with the skeleton of his corpse, he found an unlikely ally in the form of the demon, Thanos, a giant cyborg alien with a thirst for blood. To feed, He battled against the world's heroes and helped them defeat him. When he was finally defeated, Thanos was captured and imprisoned within his prison world. Superman and Thor made it out of Hell but returned to Earth and discovered that the World Of Wakanda had fallen into darkness. After the Hulk defeated Kurse.