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[Iduno]

You want coffee to taste good, throw in some cinnamon in there. The flavor mixes nice.

[Frumple]

Throw some cinnamon in there for better taste applies to basically anything, though...

[pisskop]

A pinch of salt and cinnamon into the grounds really does work well though.  Especially if you dont use any of the flavored blends.

[scriver]

A guy I know recommended a hit of butter in the grounds.

I have yet to try it.

[Kagus]

So, like... Bulletproof coffee that's getting ahead of itself?

[Mephisto]

And now your coffee tastes like butter.

Don't get me wrong, butter is amazing and goes with lots of things. But not coffee. Plus if you mistakenly try to mix the two by putting a pat of butter in your mug, now you've got buttery chunks floating around. That whole fat and water don't like each other thing. Maybe it's better if you're not using American oilbutter.

[scriver]

Margarine? Margarine isn't butter. If you can believe it?

edit: sorry maybe that sounded bitchy. I just wanted to make a "I can't believe it's not butter" joke

[TamerVirus]

Just put butter in the cup.
Don't add the coffee
Dude trust me.

[Mephisto]

Margarine? Margarine isn't butter. If you can believe it?

edit: sorry maybe that sounded bitchy. I just wanted to make a "I can't believe it's not butter" joke

Joke received. I was just making an inscrutable joke about the state of butter in the US - I've got a container in my fridge that calls itself butter spread, which is basically margarine but with less fat.

[ChairmanPoo]

Margarine? Margarine isn't butter. If you can believe it?

edit: sorry maybe that sounded bitchy. I just wanted to make a "I can't believe it's not butter" joke

Desole. Nous savons  tu es un canard, et ta mere est une pomme de terre

[overseer05-15]

Margarine? Margarine isn't butter. If you can believe it?

edit: sorry maybe that sounded bitchy. I just wanted to make a "I can't believe it's not butter" joke

Desole. Nous savons  tu es un canard, et ta mere est une pomme de terre

omelette du fromage

[Mephisto]

Ceci n'est pas une beurre

Now that I've said that, I'm kind of surprised there's not a pretentious "health butter" brand with that name.

[Levi]

Buttering your coffee is disgusting and a waste of money on expensive butters.  I just collect leftover cooled bacon grease and drop a teaspoons worth into my coffee filter every day.   

[Mathel]

What I do not like is, that they are trying to trick customers wanting butter to buy margarine.
There is this creme bonjour, which is packed in 250g blocks, has cows painted on the package, is next to butters in stores, but is not butter.

If butter is too expensive, just use lard instead. It is much cheaper and is also an animal fat.

[Greiger]

All you people and your coffee.  You know how to make your coffee great?

Step 1)  Obtain coffee grounds and coffeemaker.
Step 2) Throw that shit in the trash.
Step 3) Obtain Dr pepper in bulk.  If on a budget Dr Thunder, Dr Topper, or Mr Pibb is an acceptable temporary solution.  Stay away from that diet shit though.
Step 4) Drink that stuff like it's water.
Step 5) Revel in the joys of wonderful and glorious liquid candy.