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[TamerVirus]

Is Knife Alley just down the street from Crime Alley?

[Yoink]

I bet it joins onto at least one back alley.

[Kagus]

Is Knife Alley just down the street from Crime Alley?

No, but it is between Knife Farms and Little Noose Road.

Norway is a fuckin' weird place.

[Yoink]

Norway is a fuckin' metal place.

FTFY

[Kagus]

Norway is a fuckin' metal place.

FTFY

There's a quaint little road going through a nicely-gardened part of the capital.

The road is called Mucus Way.

There is a kindergarten on Mucus Way.

It is called Mucus Farms Kindergarten.

[BlackFlyme]

20 minutes before my class ended, I got a text from my mom saying that I had to leave and go to her boyfriend's house. I thought there was an emergency or something, but no. My mom just decided to call me over, because she thought I'd rather run out of class early to go to the house than make my way home and spend a quiet evening on my own.

Wednesdays are the one night a week I get to spend time by myself, with no-one to hover over my goddamn shoulders, and my mom knows I don't like coming to her boyfriend's house, but she made me come over on a whim.

[Kagus]

20 minutes before my class ended, I got a text from my mom saying that I had to leave and go to her boyfriend's house. I thought there was an emergency or something, but no. My mom just decided to call me over, because she thought I'd rather run out of class early to go to the house than make my way home and spend a quiet evening on my own.

Wednesdays are the one night a week I get to spend time by myself, with no-one to hover over my goddamn shoulders, and my mom knows I don't like coming to her boyfriend's house, but she made me come over on a whim.

Shit on his carpet to establish dominance.

[hector13]

20 minutes before my class ended, I got a text from my mom saying that I had to leave and go to her boyfriend's house. I thought there was an emergency or something, but no. My mom just decided to call me over, because she thought I'd rather run out of class early to go to the house than make my way home and spend a quiet evening on my own.

Wednesdays are the one night a week I get to spend time by myself, with no-one to hover over my goddamn shoulders, and my mom knows I don't like coming to her boyfriend's house, but she made me come over on a whim.

Shit on his carpet your mother to establish dominance.

ftfy

[pisskop]

hmmmph, am I the only one going to suggest having 'nightmares' tonight, and then climbing into bed with her?

[Dunamisdeos]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

[Kagus]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

I read this as "Go the 'fuck home' (route)", as in attempting to coitus the abode.

[Dunamisdeos]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

I read this as "Go the 'fuck home' (route)", as in attempting to coitus the abode.

As long as the home you are coitusing upon is your own, my advice has been followed.

[BlackFlyme]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

I would, but since I bus everywhere, by the time I would actually reach home, I'd be arriving at about the same time as if I left with my mom.

[Dunamisdeos]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

I would, but since I bus everywhere, by the time I would actually reach home, I'd be arriving about the same time as if I left with my mom.

Yeah but then you are on the bus instead of at some asshole's house, if it's that bad. Maybe it's not that bad. If somebody legit tricked me into going to their house for no reason and were like ha ha ha I'd be like ha ha ha ha ha ha peace out.

EDIT: And then they stop messing with you are ruining your evenings.

[Kagus]

I would just go the fuck home. You should go the fuck home.

I would, but since I bus everywhere, by the time I would actually reach home, I'd be arriving at about the same time as if I left with my mom.

It's a matter of principle. Might as well have some time to yourself on the bus.