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[Eric Blank]

Betty is clearly stoned out of her mind just to keep her sedated because she tried to eat an aides face because they looked at her. This one was clearly an example case for a mental hospital, not a nursing home

[Dunamisdeos]

This is a "WTF this is the greatest thing has man has ever produced" sort of this.

Not sure if you guys are aware but lionfish are ridiculously poisonous and invasive and people keep letting them free in places and they kill everything.This fukkin drones electrocutes and then devours them. It will gorge itself on the life force of up to 10 lionfish before needing to return to base to prepare for it's next feast of flesh.

[TamerVirus]

The solution is to turn lionfish into food, obviously
Deep fry that sucker

[Kagus]

The solution is to turn lionfish into food, obviously
Deep fry that sucker

They're apparently actually quite tasty.

Also they're venomous, not poisonous, so they're fine to eat.

[Dunamisdeos]

The solution is to turn lionfish into food, obviously
Deep fry that sucker

They're apparently actually quite tasty.

Also they're venomous, not poisonous, so they're fine to eat.

No joke, the fish being [REDACTED] by this technological terror we've constructed are being sold to whole foods. Go get your robo-slaughtered delicacies today.

[Cyroth]

So it has begunn. Soon the Lionfish will be gone and then the drones will turn on us.
Soylent Green is Plankton Lionfish People!

[Kagus]

So it has begunn. Soon the Lionfish will be gone and then the drones will turn on us.
Soylent Green is Plankton Lionfish People!

Heh, well, I believe you'll find that high suction combined with mild electrocution are m- uh... They're things which I have no opinion on.

[Yoink]

Well, that's awful.

[Eric Blank]

Glorious.

[hector13]

Well it’s invasive so... as long as they’re actually using the fish for food or whatever it’s less bad than if they were just dumping the carcass somewhere.

[Dunamisdeos]

Well it’s invasive so... as long as they’re actually using the fish for food or whatever it’s less bad than if they were just dumping the carcass somewhere.

To be clear, they aren't hunting down Lionfish indiscriminately. Lionfish destroying ecosystems is a well documented problem, and usually stems from some asshole dumping their pet into the ocean. They are very good at surviving in places they aren't supposed to, and the problem is getting rid of them while not killing the native life.

Joking aside, this is a good solution IMO. Back to form, though, hail to our newest oceanic vaccum overlords.

[bloop_bleep]

The next step is obviously to make the robot metabolize the fish which it [redacts] from the material realm, so it may extenuate its reign of terror indefinitely.

[Egan_BW]

Nah, ya gotta make the robot use that extra mass and energy to reproduce.

[hector13]

It would have to split it between more robots and more lionfish, lest it lose its resource and die.

[JoshuaFH]

So, in other words, we have to release more lionfish into the ecosystem.