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[Eric Blank]

So im at the counter and this dude comes out of the restroom, walks up to the door, turns around and looks right at me and whispers "bitch," and promptly walked out the door.

I have no idea what the kids problem is, the bathrooms just fine.

[Dunamisdeos]

So I'm in the bathroom, and I come out and there's this guy and I just wh....

Wait hold on, never mind.

[TD1]

Wh....istled?

[Dunamisdeos]

...for a cab and when i came near the silence plate said fresh and it had dice on the mirror.

NBD

[hector13]

I think you need to replace your silence plate if it’s telling you anything, man.

[Hanslanda]

So im at the counter and this dude comes out of the restroom, walks up to the door, turns around and looks right at me and whispers "bitch," and promptly walked out the door.

I have no idea what the kids problem is, the bathrooms just fine.

I would assume his male genitalia were simply of a below-average size and he is compensating with affected hyper-aggression to give the indicator that he possesses surplus testosterone, when he is in fact lack a normal level of that hormone.

(He's an asshole)

[TD1]

Insecure about his effeminate qualities = asshole?

[Hanslanda]

Not really, I got invested in the joke and didn't want to delete it but I also wanted to point out that, in reality, he was just a jerk.

[Kagus]

Insecure about his effeminate qualities = asshole?

It's about averages, and the method of measurement!

[Dunamisdeos]

I think you need to replace your silence plate if it’s telling you anything, man.

It needs batteries, anyone got D cells.

[Hanslanda]

Insecure about his effeminate qualities = asshole?

It's about averages, and the method of measurement!

Lucky Euros. Eights centimeters sounds way more impressive...

[Yoink]

I was briefly mistaken for a woman in my late teens/early 20's multiple times due to my long well-kept hair and fine features, by grown ass adults, in America.

I'm actually not sure entirely why I stopped getting this a couple years or so ago.
Maybe my slightly more haggard features? The pitiful scruff of a moustache? The weight I've gained (though the last time it happened was back when I was still underweight)? Maybe it's just my hair being in worse condition, even though it's been pretty raggedy for a long time?
I don't know. Not complaining, though.

[Castlecliff]

Im a bad person

[Yoink]

WTF today I flossed for the first time in several years - probably over a decade, truth be told, since my last dentist visit was probably almost ten years ago and I don't believe I started flossing afterwards.

Man, I'm supposed to do this shit every day?! Fuckssakes.
Gonna have to get some differently-shaped flossers to deal with those crooked-ass back teeth, though, that's for sure. Stupid munted jaws. I really should have had braces or something along those lines as a kid.

Fakeedit:

I'm a badass person

FTFY

[Castlecliff]

Hey i started flossing a few days ago too.
I see the elders with there fucked teeth and i no wanty that.
Smelt like shit at first to excavate the gremlins in my teef but now im like a woman in a toothpaste commercial. Depressed and lacking in a tangible soul