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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14954498 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136921 on: August 17, 2018, 11:01:51 pm »

https://twitter.com/CheckYourAgenda/status/1030563709175754752?s=09

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136922 on: August 17, 2018, 11:45:11 pm »

A raise of the 5900% on the minimum wage to crush inflation.... You gotta be fucking kidding me...

It's okay, its alright, the cameramen can come out now, the joke was fine and all but this is too much. Please tell me this is some kind of Truman show about screwing with me for 31 years to culminate on this joke.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136923 on: August 17, 2018, 11:46:33 pm »

A raise of the 5900% on the minimum wage to crush inflation.... You gotta be fucking kidding me...

It's okay, its alright, the cameramen can come out now, the joke was fine and all but this is too much. Please tell me this is some kind of Truman show about screwing with me for 31 years to culminate on this joke.
I've heard of minimum wage increases, but wow.

Edit: don't look in the pantry. Definitely nothing there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136924 on: August 18, 2018, 02:39:31 am »

Edit: don't look in the pantry. Definitely nothing there.
That's kinda the problem though, innit?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136925 on: August 18, 2018, 03:15:42 am »

Wasn't that french made? I remember a lot of pretty damn good french cartoons in my childhood, highlander being one of them.

Highlander: The Search for Vengeance (2007) is the anime.There was a 1990s Canadian/French/American cartoon series too.

The anime is a feature film however, not a series.

Oh that one, yeah I remember that one too. It was certainly pretty but I was kinda put off by how many anime tropes it had.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136926 on: August 18, 2018, 04:26:14 am »

A raise of the 5900% on the minimum wage to crush inflation.... You gotta be fucking kidding me...

It's okay, its alright, the cameramen can come out now, the joke was fine and all but this is too much. Please tell me this is some kind of Truman show about screwing with me for 31 years to culminate on this joke.
Like... who's recommending that, and what's the currency? Multiplying the minimum wage by fifty-nine times is pretty substantial, but could maybe be vaguely reasonable under sufficiently extreme situations. 590% would probably be actually arguable, if still pretty hefty.

Stateside the highest I've seen with much seriousness is still sub 200% (the fifteen dollar thing, which is less than double the current minimum), but that can still sound really high if you're lacking context.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136927 on: August 18, 2018, 04:43:41 am »

Are you sure you don't live in a Nation States game?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136928 on: August 18, 2018, 04:53:17 am »

If it's to cover for 6000% infaltion... well, it won't solve things, but it makes some kind of sense, if a living wage is your top priority.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136929 on: August 18, 2018, 05:19:57 am »

If your inflation is 6000%, you have worse issues than what the wageslaves are earning.
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« Reply #136930 on: August 18, 2018, 08:05:42 am »

Our accumulated inflation has been 1.000.000% thus far this year.

People are literally crying themselves to sleep in what can only be described as a massive devaluation of the our currency. Also he declared that would translate into 1.800 Sovereign Bolivars, which would in turn translate into half a Petro, which would in turn translate into 60$ (because that's the price of a barrel of oil currently, give it or take).

Now, the Petro is in effect worthless, you can't make something out of thin air and say it's worth X amount of dollars, if that were true every government would make such claims and it will be chaos (more than already). This in effect makes our salary a big round 0 with 0 cents for most practical effects. I think the Sovereign will be worth only as internal exchange token between citizens and business but will not be accepted by any other country, just like the petro it's backed by.

Oh also he claimed he would pay the difference between salaries for 90 days, so I guess the next 3 months we are all his employees... fun! The current salary is 5.000.000 of Strong Bolivares (yeah, its called like that), with his announcements the salary will become 180.000.000 Strong Bolivares next moonday, only that in Sovereigns that would be 1.800 like I said before.

All this in the midst of gasoline scarcity and the convoluted way they will only leave it sponsored to the comrades of the party. The internet has been increasingly failing as phone signal too. I lost my land line more than a year ago due "vandalism" and more that 3000 in my area are waiting for them to be restored, we know they won't.

I have the sinking feeling that I won't be able to post anymore here soon, if that's the case my next posts will be either from another country or... really dunno.

Definitively in for interesting, if not fun at all, times. Welp at least my life isn't boring I guess.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136931 on: August 18, 2018, 08:14:36 am »

Yellowjackets deciding to make nests in my front porch at the top step and the eaves above the front porch, making entry to the house "entertaining".

I must've chosen a poor insecticide, because two days of spraying the entrances and they are still present.

I've had a shop vac on one for about an hour this morning - hopefully that will empty enough out that when I seal the hole there won't be anything left in the nest.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136932 on: August 18, 2018, 01:49:29 pm »

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/17/639530730/watch-massive-fire-tornado-revealed-in-footage-released-by-officials

165 mph winds and 2,700 degrees F temperatures.

"It was incompatible with life"

Well that's something you don't see everyday or every really want to be anywhere near.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136933 on: August 18, 2018, 03:48:57 pm »

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/17/639530730/watch-massive-fire-tornado-revealed-in-footage-released-by-officials

165 mph winds and 2,700 degrees F temperatures.

"It was incompatible with life"

Well that's something you don't see everyday or every really want to be anywhere near.

The giant tornado of flame was incompatible with life? Who knew! turns out fire can kill you, tornadoes can kill you, and putting them both together can kill you!
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136934 on: August 18, 2018, 03:52:46 pm »

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/17/639530730/watch-massive-fire-tornado-revealed-in-footage-released-by-officials

165 mph winds and 2,700 degrees F temperatures.

"It was incompatible with life"

Well that's something you don't see everyday or every really want to be anywhere near.

The giant tornado of flame was incompatible with life? Who knew! turns out fire can kill you, tornadoes can kill you, and putting them both together can kill you!

This just in, science has conclusively determined that living creatures are averse to being set aflame. Nobel prize goes to scientist that discovers connection between lack of air and asphyxiation.

Anyway that fire tornado is rad AF.
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