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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14955852 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136335 on: August 03, 2018, 03:19:33 pm »

Well, at least then you have the "I don't date where I work" excuse handy. It's pretty solid, as far as excuses go.

Unless you're also trying to get with another work mate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136336 on: August 03, 2018, 03:39:40 pm »

Finish her!
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« Reply #136337 on: August 03, 2018, 03:47:00 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136338 on: August 03, 2018, 03:47:17 pm »

FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136339 on: August 03, 2018, 04:06:47 pm »

Cripes on a bicycle, health insurance/benefits is a rigamarole. Turns out I very nearly forgot that work changed my health savings account provider a year ago and now I have two HSAs.

Also, the whole 'find a doctor' thing. I just want a checkup, man, I don't need a guy specializing in clinical psychology. How about a guy in my network (what a headache, networks) who specializes in general checkuppery? "General Practice" isn't something that anybody on the doctor detector wants to be known for, it seems. Just gimme the little knee-hammer and the bloodwork and stuff, man.

I'm still just a clueless postgrad, really. I'm not a coder and yet for work I have developers asking me to confirm that their code is safe, and I'm the pointman for our department for this line of work. good thing i'm leaving soon
Family practice and physician mean the same thing as general practice AFAIK.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136340 on: August 03, 2018, 08:42:56 pm »

I was asleep a long time, so I kind of accidentally missed a lot of replies and discussion.
We’ve passed the conversation though and I imagine it did make some people rather uncomfortable so i guess i’ll just drop that I agree with rolan7 (but my friend wouldn’t) and a sort of “sorry to give you shit when life is kicking you in the teeth” for dragdeler, but with a “but I probably would have told you off anyway, spiteful men having unpopular opinions is at least a part of the niceguys bullshit going around” (not that i’m much different if you change the “spiteful” to “callous”.
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« Reply #136341 on: August 03, 2018, 10:27:42 pm »

Wow, having people whose messages you're avoiding on Facebook really helps one to get more reading done. Leaving your phone on charge and refusing to get up and check it works, too.
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« Reply #136342 on: August 03, 2018, 10:32:56 pm »

So I've come home to find this little fella resting on my door. I snapped a quick picture, and I want to ask what it is because I've never seen a white bug like this before:

https://i.imgur.com/PBfEHOT.jpg

It's very unflappable. I poked it with my car key and, while still alive, doesn't seem to care. What a mysterious creature to greet me late at night.
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« Reply #136343 on: August 04, 2018, 03:51:58 am »

That's a moth
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136344 on: August 04, 2018, 06:11:37 am »

Lies. That's clearly an escaped member of the alphabet zoo. Call animal conrol and ell hem you found he missing T.
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« Reply #136345 on: August 04, 2018, 06:34:44 am »

That's a moth
Lies. That's clearly an escaped member of the alphabet zoo. Call animal conrol and ell hem you found he missing T.

It'th Mothter T.!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136346 on: August 04, 2018, 07:08:20 am »

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Some Scottish Presbyterian ministers saw the fanners as sins against God, for wind was a thing specially made by him and an artificial wind was a daring and impious attempt to usurp what belonged to God alone.

Sometimes, it's rather nice to remember that despite the many stupid things we've done and do, we have at least gotten beyond screaming HERESY at mechanical fans.

Actually, I've never been to Scotland, so maybe they still do that there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136347 on: August 04, 2018, 07:15:28 am »

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Some Scottish Presbyterian ministers saw the fanners as sins against God, for wind was a thing specially made by him and an artificial wind was a daring and impious attempt to usurp what belonged to God alone.

Sometimes, it's rather nice to remember that despite the many stupid things we've done and do, we have at least gotten beyond screaming HERESY at mechanical fans.

Actually, I've never been to Scotland, so maybe they still do that there.

Mostly it's just screaming HERESY at sports fans these days.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136348 on: August 04, 2018, 07:17:49 am »

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Some Scottish Presbyterian ministers saw the fanners as sins against God, for wind was a thing specially made by him and an artificial wind was a daring and impious attempt to usurp what belonged to God alone.

Sometimes, it's rather nice to remember that despite the many stupid things we've done and do, we have at least gotten beyond screaming HERESY at mechanical fans.

Actually, I've never been to Scotland, so maybe they still do that there.

Mostly it's just screaming HERESY at sports fans these days.

It’s not even that, it’s rival sports fans using religion and politics as an excuse to kick duck out each other.

Fakeedit: eh I’ll leave it, it’s more amusing that way anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136349 on: August 04, 2018, 10:13:00 am »

My leg went into ridiculous pain for no readily apparent reason and stayed there for 3 days.

Now I am on a steroid pack and a major painkiller and ibuprofen if I feel like it.

Wheeee
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