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[Hanslanda]

I just bashed the living fuck out of my elbow on some metal bars whilst holding 44lbs of strawberries. Fuck. Then I somehow punctured my fingertip ripping the plastic sheeting that tripped me off the pallet. WTF mate.

[JoshuaFH]

I just bashed the living fuck out of my elbow on some metal bars whilst holding 44lbs of strawberries. Fuck. Then I somehow punctured my fingertip ripping the plastic sheeting that tripped me off the pallet. WTF mate.

You always thought it was going to be drugs that were going to kill you, but no, it's me, strawberries!

[Hanslanda]

I think vegetables are way more likely to kill me at this point, corn especially. I have had corn stalks slice my palm open with ease. I dropped a 1+ ton pallet of corn from 4 feet in the air awhile back and it was sheer luck no one died/was injured.

At this point I take less drugs than literally 75% of Americans. I drink alcohol a lot and that's it. I don't even smoke or drink caffeine. And I probably drink less alcohol than you'd expect for an addict.

[JoshuaFH]

I mean, I don't know how you'd smoke caffeine, but good job Hans keep up the clean lifestyle.

[Il Palazzo]

I mean, I don't know how you'd smoke caffeine

Like a boss. Duh.

[ChairmanPoo]

At this point I take less drugs than literally 75% of Americans. I drink alcohol a lot and that's it. I don't even smoke or drink caffeine. And I probably drink less alcohol than you'd expect for an addict.

It'd probably be healthier to phase out the alcohol in favor of coffee you know.

[scriver]

Nah, Hanslanda shows solidarity with the rainforest and don't want to support their cut downing none.

By drinking cheap beer and bourbon.

[Hanslanda]

I mean, I don't know how you'd smoke caffeine, but good job Hans keep up the clean lifestyle.

The one time I don't overuse commas, I get this. 

At this point I take less drugs than literally 75% of Americans. I drink alcohol a lot and that's it. I don't even smoke or drink caffeine. And I probably drink less alcohol than you'd expect for an addict.

It'd probably be healthier to phase out the alcohol in favor of coffee you know.

Probably, yes. But I am already dangerously aware of the unknowable horrors of the facts of existence. Being more awake and aware more often would be asking for trouble.

Nah, Hanslanda shows solidarity with the rainforest and don't want to support their cut downing none.

By drinking cheap beer and bourbon.

Hey! It's cheap whiskey, I'll have you know. Though I do love good Irish Whisky something fierce.

[Yoink]

Sobriety is a disease and Yoink needs his medicine.

[TD1]

DRINK FECK ARSE GIRLS

[Hanslanda]

DRINK FECK ARSE GIRLS

Don't forget the time he said, "That is an ecumenical matter."

[hector13]

I’m so, so, sorry.

Or rather thhhhh- thhhhhhFECK

[TD1]

MORE WATER.

[scriver]

I mean, I don't know how you'd smoke caffeine, but good job Hans keep up the clean lifestyle.

The one time I don't overuse commas, I get this. 

At this point I take less drugs than literally 75% of Americans. I drink alcohol a lot and that's it. I don't even smoke or drink caffeine. And I probably drink less alcohol than you'd expect for an addict.

It'd probably be healthier to phase out the alcohol in favor of coffee you know.

Probably, yes. But I am already dangerously aware of the unknowable horrors of the facts of existence. Being more awake and aware more often would be asking for trouble.

Nah, Hanslanda shows solidarity with the rainforest and don't want to support their cut downing none.

By drinking cheap beer and bourbon.

Hey! It's cheap whiskey, I'll have you know. Though I do love good Irish Whisky something fierce.

Isn't that what Bourbon is?

*hides from potential Georgian counterattacks*

[Hanslanda]

Achshually IIRC bourbon is a specific subset of whiskey made in a specific place and way, much like Scotch *Hans retches a bit* but less foul and offensive than Scotch.